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  1. HOLLYWOOD TIP OF THE DAY: If you eat the "Wings On Fire" at Boardner's, an actual phoenix will fly out of your butt the next day. about 1 hour ago from UberTwitter
  2. Good night! Stop screaming at me! about 16 hours ago from web
  3. @scarlene @divine_pk I just watched it. I like it! about 16 hours ago from web in reply to scarlene
  4. @divine_pk I said it first. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to divine_pk
  5. Now my feelings are hurt. I should say "thank you". RT @divine_pk Me too! Go to hell, asshole! RT @linusdotson: @divine_pk :-) Just playin'! about 16 hours ago from web
  6. @divine_pk :-) Just playin'! about 16 hours ago from web in reply to divine_pk
  7. @divine_pk thank you! about 16 hours ago from web in reply to divine_pk
  8. @divine_pk Thanks. Now I'll know why people are coming up to me saying "thank you" all day. about 16 hours ago from web in reply to divine_pk
  9. @scarlene haha! We were at Boardner's, too! They weren't feeling the Taylor Swift. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to scarlene
  10. @Katiewatie666 haha...it's probably good we don't live in the same town. We would be very bad influences on each other. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to Katiewatie666
  11. @RenovationThrpy haha...assholes are not exclusive to LA! about 17 hours ago from web in reply to RenovationThrpy
  12. @rethwyll no, they didn't. It was actually my all-time favorite (and not so well-known) ABBA song, "Under Attack", and indeed we were. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to rethwyll
  13. @aurocka @benpringle you are so right! Someone did play Pulp's "Common People" though and I totally thought of you guys! about 17 hours ago from web in reply to aurocka
  14. @SoupBowlerChris I know, right? I played Slayer's "Angel Of Death" though, and the reaction was priceless. about 17 hours ago from web in reply to SoupBowlerChris
  15. Apparently ABBA is the most annoying thing you can play in a jukebox. They actually went over and shut it off. about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter
  16. I'm the kind of guy who closes out his tab and then says "fuck it" and opens another one. #alcoholic #bartendersloveme about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter
  17. Me: "Look at those people over there, they're totally on a first date." My wife: "I know, they're listening to each other." Me: "What?" about 18 hours ago from UberTwitter
  18. A ten layer tortilla tower! http://tweetphoto.com/5689103 about 19 hours ago from UberTwitter
  19. Now these people are countering my attack with some bad country music. Wifey is off to play some Debbie Gibson. WE WILL WIN! about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter
  20. @WeeLaura Palatka? Didn't they do an episode of "To Catch A Predator" there? about 20 hours ago from UberTwitter in reply to WeeLaura