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  1. If I were in a bowling league, I'd be pretty drunk right now.
  2. Taking a small plane is like drinking bad milk. You don't really want to, but sometimes you have to.
  3. I got to Kansas City on a Friday. By Saturday I learned a thing or two. Cause up to then I didn't have an idea...ok, I'm leaving.
  4. I wish I were a local weatherguy. Just make stuff up and never have to apologize. That's a good life.
  5. It'll be nice to get away from the noise of NY and be in quiet KC for NCYC. Where there are 20,000 teenagers making noise. Oh wait...
  6. 3rd night without cable. I'm bored staring at the tv. Not bored enough to get an antenna though. http://yfrog.com/4iiuzj
  7. This is my 2nd night in the new apartment. No tv. No internet. No food. I feel like I'm in the middle ages. With an iPhone.
  8. Watching delivery guys build my furniture makes me feel less manly. But it would take me years to figure it out.
  9. Happy Thanksgiving! (I wanted to be first)
  10. Calling someone crabby is mean to both them and to crabs.
  11. Mexican food (or, as they call it in Mexico, "food")... rocks.
  12. Nicholas Cage owes $6 million to the IRS? I think he owes me money for every movie of his I wasted money on...
  13. If I were a bear, I would totally start a forest fire and blame others.
  14. Cold pizza for breakfast. It was that or a rice krispie treat. I'm almost too healthy for my own good.
  15. Today is yet another week in the NFL when I can guarantee the Vikings do not lose.
  16. I just saw a dude walk directly into a pole. If there's something funnier than a guy walking into something, not sure what it is.
  17. I bet whatever LL Cool J is doing right now is pretty Cool.
  18. My stomach is playing tricks on me. Not cool David Copperfield or Doug Henning tricks, either. These are bad tricks.
  19. As I predicted back on March 18, 2009: "The Yankees will beat the Phillies in Game Six and win the World Series." I am Nosetradamus.
  20. If the Yankees don't win game 6 that means they have to play a game 7. I'm a real baseball prognosticator aren't I?