linorulli
- Today is yet another week in the NFL when I can guarantee the Vikings do not lose.about 19 hours ago from Tweetie
- I just saw a dude walk directly into a pole. If there's something funnier than a guy walking into something, not sure what it is.3:30 PM Nov 7th from web
- I bet whatever LL Cool J is doing right now is pretty Cool.8:16 PM Nov 6th from web
- My stomach is playing tricks on me. Not cool David Copperfield or Doug Henning tricks, either. These are bad tricks.7:04 PM Nov 5th from web
- As I predicted back on March 18, 2009: "The Yankees will beat the Phillies in Game Six and win the World Series." I am Nosetradamus.9:03 PM Nov 4th from web
- If the Yankees don't win game 6 that means they have to play a game 7. I'm a real baseball prognosticator aren't I?4:50 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
- They had elections today here in NY. I wonder if they have stickers that say "I forgot to vote". I'd totally wear one.6:40 PM Nov 3rd from web
- I'm back from Italy. The Vikings are back to winning. Coincidence?4:26 PM Nov 1st from Tweetie
- I dont have to work for 9 days, 18 hours. Not that I'm counting.6:04 PM Oct 23rd from web
- I just ate a gyro sandwich. I called it a yee-ro (silent g), and the guy corrected me by calling it a guy-ro. I think we were both wrong.5:39 PM Oct 22nd from web
- My favorite guy named CC is now CC Sabathia with the Yankees. (Sorry, CC from Poison...)6:33 PM Oct 20th from web
- Yankees lost. The apartment I was planning on renting is now taken by someone else. My beard itches. Good times. I'm going to sleep.7:55 PM Oct 19th from web
- Watched more than 5 hours of baseball. If the Yankees hadn't won it would have been a complete waste of time. Now? 5 hours well spent.10:13 PM Oct 17th from web
- Gargling is a funny word. The act of gargling is funny, as well. You rarely get to see that combination.9:37 AM Oct 17th from web
- Lets go Twins! Oh, they're out of the playoffs? All right, I'll just cheer for actual twins, then.7:50 PM Oct 15th from web
- Now that Rush Limbaugh is out, I'm gonna try to buy the St Louis Rams. And if they don't let me, I'm just gonna buy a ram in St Louis.7:03 PM Oct 14th from web
- On the show today: Tell me why you're Catholic in 140 characters or less. (You can get a jump start on it now...)10:58 AM Oct 13th from web
- I'm not a fan of the Dolphins, but I'm a fan of the Wildcat.6:33 PM Oct 12th from Tweetie
- If I were a bald eagle I would try the combover or get a toupee6:09 PM Oct 11th from Tweetie
- Outside Madison Square Garden. KISS is playing here tonight. If only I was as passionate about God as KISS fans are about KISS...3:24 PM Oct 10th from Tweetie
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