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  1. If I were in a bowling league, I'd be pretty drunk right now. 8:35 PM Nov 23rd from web
  2. Taking a small plane is like drinking bad milk. You don't really want to, but sometimes you have to. 1:26 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  3. I got to Kansas City on a Friday. By Saturday I learned a thing or two. Cause up to then I didn't have an idea...ok, I'm leaving. 7:43 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  4. I wish I were a local weatherguy. Just make stuff up and never have to apologize. That's a good life. 8:22 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  5. It'll be nice to get away from the noise of NY and be in quiet KC for NCYC. Where there are 20,000 teenagers making noise. Oh wait... 7:44 AM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  6. 3rd night without cable. I'm bored staring at the tv. Not bored enough to get an antenna though. http://yfrog.com/4iiuzj 6:32 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  7. This is my 2nd night in the new apartment. No tv. No internet. No food. I feel like I'm in the middle ages. With an iPhone. 5:45 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  8. Watching delivery guys build my furniture makes me feel less manly. But it would take me years to figure it out. 10:13 AM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  9. Happy Thanksgiving! (I wanted to be first) 7:04 PM Nov 16th from web
  10. Calling someone crabby is mean to both them and to crabs. 7:07 PM Nov 14th from web
  11. Mexican food (or, as they call it in Mexico, "food")... rocks. 7:02 PM Nov 12th from web
  12. Nicholas Cage owes $6 million to the IRS? I think he owes me money for every movie of his I wasted money on... 5:01 PM Nov 11th from web
  13. If I were a bear, I would totally start a forest fire and blame others. 6:46 PM Nov 10th from web
  14. Cold pizza for breakfast. It was that or a rice krispie treat. I'm almost too healthy for my own good. 6:05 AM Nov 10th from web
  15. Today is yet another week in the NFL when I can guarantee the Vikings do not lose. 8:08 AM Nov 8th from Tweetie
  16. I just saw a dude walk directly into a pole. If there's something funnier than a guy walking into something, not sure what it is. 3:30 PM Nov 7th from web
  17. I bet whatever LL Cool J is doing right now is pretty Cool. 8:16 PM Nov 6th from web
  18. My stomach is playing tricks on me. Not cool David Copperfield or Doug Henning tricks, either. These are bad tricks. 7:04 PM Nov 5th from web
  19. As I predicted back on March 18, 2009: "The Yankees will beat the Phillies in Game Six and win the World Series." I am Nosetradamus. 9:03 PM Nov 4th from web
  20. If the Yankees don't win game 6 that means they have to play a game 7. I'm a real baseball prognosticator aren't I? 4:50 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie