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  1. Incredible acronymic coincidence: CCTV, which both = cameras in 7-11 & China Central Television. Big Brother's eyes & mouth, you could say.
  2. Today's entry from the bi-centenarian diaries of Pres. @JQAdams_MHS: "22 Nov. 1809. Day of leisure, the first since we have been in Russia."
  3. RT @cyanmagenta: Woke up in a strange house covered in mashed potatoes.
  4. @wellscai Oh yeah! Just call it Digestive Guinness.
  5. RT @nprscottsimon: Getting emails complaining of president bowing to emperor of Japan. Guess I gotta stop bowing to sushi chefs-
  6. ~RT @badjournalism Glenn Beck's cont'd hunt for wrst anlogy evr. Re #hc: "We're th yng grl saying 'no no help me' & th govt is Roman Plnski"
  7. RT @turbines4you "is eating a digestive biscuit." What a great idea! I'm on it. Anyone else?
  8. You're going to need plnty of legal advice bfore this thng is ovr. As yr attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car w no top. - Dr Gonzo
  9. On the south Pacific island of Niue, pop. 1400, phone numbers are just four digits long. I bet no one uses speed dial.
  10. Sitting in a doorway, 11pm, two women pull up, invite me to a bar and say their car's name is "Blues Clues". Love it.
  11. Allen "@wordsasthoughts" Snider: The only Twit ever to rhyme "neo-Victorian" and "Portland, Ore." in his bio. Now he's farming. Bookworms?
  12. At our house singng: It's gettin cold in here so put on all your clths. Guess the Tennessee winters are bleeding me, bleeding me, going home
  13. Also, if the Repubs were trying to present themslvs as not in corporate pockets, picking a guy from Louisiana to do the response = unhelpful
  14. O rocked it. Competitn 4 HMOs, tho--what's more capitalst than tht? Befuddling Y public optn is even an issue; it's just an /option/. Hello!
  15. Watergate fact o' the day: Nixonite burglar G. Gordon Liddy started a security firm in the 80s...which filed for bankruptcy w/in the decade.
  16. Just did a search for "cancer kitties." Self-rationalized this as /popculture research/. Facts to know. (What's wrong with the world, mama?)
  17. ... to work at home as wife and mother. At top, a research scientist works in a laboratory. Below, a woman and her young son prepare a meal"
  18. Qt of the day from my middle schl history txtbk: "The women's rights movement helped open new jobs to women. Still, many women preferred ...
  19. BBC: "Professor Robert Smith? (the question mark is part of his surname and not a typographical mistake) [...]" http://skirt.com/node/57399
  20. Zab: I think Satan made Twitter. Me: What's the Pope say? Zab: He agrees. Me: Oh snap: @vaticanen But if Satan+Pope=Twitter, does God exist?