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  1. Twilight: If you think your daughter's dating a vampyre, let her stay out 'til dawn. Problem solved. #twilight
  2. @tonyafathead: I think it's one of the best shows for kids & adults ever. I think they should do a "Career Day" episode.
  3. Status: Saw "2012" in my time machine. Ho hum. "2017" is better 'cause that's when the cyborg insects invade. #2012
  4. Status: Taking a social networking vacation. Back ... whenever.
  5. @baffled: No kiss for you. LOL!
  6. @baffled: Welcome back, doofus.
  7. Intermission: Time to stretch my legs. Then I'll stretch other people's legs. You may want to turn away ...
  8. Reading: "The Diarrhea of Anne Frank". #unseenprequels
  9. Ad: Who will save those who cannot save themselves? Support PETAL - People for the Ethical Treatment of All Leaves.
  10. Thinking: Autumn is like a George Romero movie - "Night of the Leafing Dead".
  11. Status: Leaf raking complete. The U.S. takes another gold metal! I did not waste all summer playing Wii Raking.
  12. @Danacea: Out of respect to your engagement, I will not be creating the Twitter list "Brits with Tits".
  13. @banannie: Voted for your Jersey husband 'way over here in Indiana. That's the Chicago way! #electionday
  14. @Danacea: Engaged? Lady of The Rings? All the best to you both!
  15. Music: For you early holiday shoppers or those stuck on the final draft of your suicide note, Sting has a new CD. #sting
  16. Status: Monday's are not my friend, yet it continues coming over & sits on my furniture & eats my food.
  17. Intermission: Cleaning outdoors. Cleaning indoors. Whee.
  18. Kids: What's w/these Amber Alerts? The parents need to keep a closer eye on this Amber girl.
  19. Asking: Why do I have to replace my clocks every 6 months? This is getting expensive. #daylightsavingtime
  20. Status: Should I fish last nite's Trick-or-Treaters out of the moat or just cover them w/leaves? Decisions, decisions.