linksmonkey
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Twilight: If you think your daughter's dating a vampyre, let her stay out 'til dawn. Problem solved.
8:19 AM Nov 21st
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@: I think it's one of the best shows for kids & adults ever. I think they should do a "Career Day" episode.
7:29 PM Nov 14th
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Status: Saw "2012" in my time machine. Ho hum. "2017" is better 'cause that's when the cyborg insects invade. #2012
7:13 PM Nov 14th
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Status: Taking a social networking vacation. Back ... whenever.
4:26 PM Nov 4th
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@: No kiss for you. LOL!
10:14 AM Nov 4th
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in reply to baffled
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@: Welcome back, doofus.
10:05 AM Nov 4th
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Intermission: Time to stretch my legs. Then I'll stretch other people's legs. You may want to turn away ...
10:19 AM Nov 3rd
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Reading: "The Diarrhea of Anne Frank".
9:51 AM Nov 3rd
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Ad: Who will save those who cannot save themselves? Support PETAL - People for the Ethical Treatment of All Leaves.
9:47 AM Nov 3rd
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Thinking: Autumn is like a George Romero movie - "Night of the Leafing Dead".
9:45 AM Nov 3rd
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Status: Leaf raking complete. The U.S. takes another gold metal! I did not waste all summer playing Wii Raking.
9:44 AM Nov 3rd
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@: Out of respect to your engagement, I will not be creating the Twitter list "Brits with Tits".
9:41 AM Nov 3rd
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in reply to Danacea
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@: Voted for your Jersey husband 'way over here in Indiana. That's the Chicago way!
9:30 AM Nov 3rd
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in reply to banannie
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@: Engaged? Lady of The Rings? All the best to you both!
6:40 AM Nov 3rd
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Music: For you early holiday shoppers or those stuck on the final draft of your suicide note, Sting has a new CD.
5:50 PM Nov 2nd
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Status: Monday's are not my friend, yet it continues coming over & sits on my furniture & eats my food.
5:00 AM Nov 2nd
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Intermission: Cleaning outdoors. Cleaning indoors. Whee.
9:20 AM Nov 1st
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Kids: What's w/these Amber Alerts? The parents need to keep a closer eye on this Amber girl.
7:33 AM Nov 1st
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Asking: Why do I have to replace my clocks every 6 months? This is getting expensive.
7:19 AM Nov 1st
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Status: Should I fish last nite's Trick-or-Treaters out of the moat or just cover them w/leaves? Decisions, decisions.
7:17 AM Nov 1st
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- Name Brian
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- Bio A special blend of crazy. Satiric microblogger. Swimmer. Reader. Photographer. Cat person. Status: will compute for food.
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