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  1. So that's what it feels like to use a poop joke. Huh.
  2. The thing about losing your iPhone is I don't know how to poop anymore.
  3. @giromide TOO SOON
  4. I do not highly recommend drinking 82 gin and tonics yourself.
  5. I highly recommend getting Mormons drunk.
  6. Um. Has anybody seen my iPhone?
  7. "Don't you sing at me." -- @yodelmachine at @rmmyinabox in @myheartalsoknownasgreenmill
  8. Just paid $12 cover to pee at Green Mill. Worth it.
  9. @kasekaiserina Oh girl you know just how I like it!
  10. @seanhussey Awwww, I miss it so little!
  11. @jayhawking Cutest ever!
  12. There are a lot of food people on Twitter but not all are as awesome as fromager extraordinaire @kasekaiserina. Go forth and follow.
  13. @phillygirl That's half the fun, right?
  14. @phyllisstein Asshole!
  15. @phyllisstein I keep forgetting how much sooner than you I'm going to die.
  16. @phillygirl My grandmother used to run with them stuffed in her watchband. Aging is fun!
  17. I hope the Red Celtics win the Super Bowl or whatever for your birthday @seanhussey!
  18. This will probably be my first & last viewing of the Martha Stewart show but hey - an entire episode devoted to cheese! http://bit.ly/4ldxko
  19. I really hate @awryone and Brizzly right now.
  20. You know you're looking good if cars honk as they pass you walking down Michigan Ave. Or your skirt is caught in your underwear.