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  1. "No YOU count to 300!" This child has a future on Twittter. about 10 hours ago from Birdfeed
  2. For the love of Christ, would someone please just give the kid in 10D a lollipop already? about 10 hours ago from Birdfeed
  3. Just said goodbye to the dog for 6 days, now neighbor dog is crying and I think I just lactated. No YOU have attachment issues. 7:35 PM Nov 24th from Brizzly
  4. Oh fuck. 3:41 PM Nov 24th from Birdfeed
  5. "This drink isn't that great. But I'm drunk. Let's look at our picture again!" 7:34 PM Nov 23rd from Birdfeed
  6. @seanhussey CONGRATULATIONS!! LINDSAY IS AN EXCELLENT NAME!!! JUST BTW!! 6:22 PM Nov 23rd from Birdfeed in reply to seanhussey
  7. "Feldman is Jewish?!" 6:00 PM Nov 23rd from Birdfeed
  8. Ran into @alinasmith on the street! I win! 3:39 PM Nov 23rd from Birdfeed
  9. Congressman from Missouri declares this coming Wenesday to be "Complaint Free Wednesday." I'll believe it when I see it. 10:47 AM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  10. House guest Zero! 2:11 PM Nov 22nd from Brizzly
  11. 32 year old me's feet hurt really really bad. 8:50 PM Nov 21st from Birdfeed
  12. 15 year old me is so fucking excited for 32 year old me. 7:53 PM Nov 21st from Birdfeed
  13. FUCK YEAH KIM DEAL 7:12 PM Nov 21st from Birdfeed
  14. @squibble I did and he did it anyway. I question HIS friendship. 5:44 PM Nov 21st from Birdfeed in reply to squibble
  15. My friend is wearing the band tshirt at the concert. CODE RED PEOPLE WHAT DO I DO? 5:32 PM Nov 21st from Birdfeed
  16. It's like an aging hipstwe conference at the Pixies concert. 5:28 PM Nov 21st from Birdfeed
  17. "Just get a ladder and stick it up there." 7:21 PM Nov 20th from Birdfeed
  18. Holy crap it's a beautiful day to #fuckcancer. 6:53 AM Nov 20th from Birdfeed
  19. @erikprice Yaaaaay Lily!!!! 9:01 PM Nov 19th from Birdfeed in reply to erikprice
  20. @dascola Nice socks Jon! 3:07 PM Nov 19th from Brizzly in reply to dascola