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  1. Giant, brassy, fairytale leaves.
  2. Speeding down the highway, leaves crunching under the tires, the radio turned up, the sunlight streaming in...
  3. I would get a piercing before a tattoo. I would dye my hair before I got a piercing. I still haven't dyed my hair.
  4. http://twitpic.com/op2ma - Coffee break, set break.
  5. I order a salad, they bring me a steak. I love my dad's bar. I also love steak.
  6. A Sonic opened up in Wappingers Falls! Am I irrationally excited or are you jealous?
  7. The only thing better than sleeping for a solid twelve hours is sleeping for a solid thirteen. Tonight's mission is cut out for me.
  8. The last thing anyone needs is the radiologist's secretary to be a huge, useless bitch. (Really, the last thing I need.)
  9. RT @yeskms the flaw with modern architecture is the inability to throw confetti out the window.
  10. Wordpress: they have a .com and a .org ...that's sexy.
  11. Take an oyster shot. The world, after all, is your oyster.
  12. Stephen Meowkmus is the new night editor of Gawker? I bet Mr. Kitty is so jealous. Tell him I'm not—tell him I don't care. @allyzay @pareene
  13. RT @somatiqua "We're making dinner together on Tuesday. Which is code for butt sex. Just kidding, we're making dinner." JS
  14. I'm at CBS Studios (57th and 11th, NYC). http://bit.ly/1DXiti
  15. I just unlocked the "Far Far Away" badge on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/2Dppo9
  16. Contrary to popular belief, the Peter Principle (http://bit.ly/3kWbtU) is not about @chiutoy.
  17. Darlin' don't you go and cut your hair—do you think it's gonna make him change?
  18. @jessekates Butchered Back sounds like a title...
  19. [I Am Fucking Insane] http://bit.ly/o4MSh
  20. I have to write a novel. Let's not talk until that happens or I finish this Texas Tea.