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  1. Edith Zimmerman has an Etsy store for prints of her food art now! Bananas in love!: http://bit.ly/J3bfG
  2. My last tweet should probably have the subtitle "Or: Welcome to the wonderful world of bedbugs."
  3. Just found Joseph Heller's Something Happened in the trash on the street. Walking home happy, I opened it: it's a signed first edition.
  4. "Waiter, please bring me the food that made that woman have an orgasm." #1stdraftmovielines
  5. Best part of seeing Reality Bites in a park tonight: "I really thought I would be someone by the time I was 23": 1000 people audibly sighed.
  6. Jesus is probably unusually sullen, door-slammy, and stompy in Heaven today.
  7. People upstairs are having first teen/parent blowout. Just praying that kid has the Mountain Goats.
  8. Congratulations to Noelle Hancock on climbing Kilimanjaro!: http://tinyurl.com/lvs9hk
  9. The Daily News gossip people cannot spell "Zellweger." In this economy!
  10. Edith Zimmerman interviewed on We Love You So! OMG: http://tinyurl.com/mwvycc
  11. @gabrieldelahaye LOL. It's fun to imagine who Zach G's Turtle would be.
  12. Right now, a journalist is interviewing psychologists about the concept of gallows humor.
  13. Okay, we get it Demi Moore, you have a death-rumor wish.
  14. How happy is the exec producer of the new MTV show 16 And Pregnant right now? Luckiest lead-in ever.
  15. Everyone on Twitter suddenly stopped eating delicious sandwiches around 4pm eastern. What gives?
  16. RT: @mtobey "Did you guys hear Weird Al pied today?"
  17. On the plus side, MJ's death just created 400 new jobs in media.
  18. Oh man I wonder if there are people getting prepped to receive MJ's organs right now, and if they will be famous in 3 months. #toosoon
  19. How happy must Mark Sanford be right now?
  20. I will always remember this day as the day MJ killed AIM.