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  1. Wasn't paying attention, but I think I just heard a golf commentator say the words 'middle stump'
  2. @JudexJones I have just had a sausage sandwich & a beer, so I'm all good :D
  3. 1700 != nearly 2000, you scaremongering fuckstains
  4. Man I'm immature, just laughed at git output: "30146 insertions(+)"
  5. And now there is nobody to smile & ask how I am :'(
  6. Surely there are hobos I could pay to do it with cheap vodka or cigarettes or something.
  7. Have now experienced the Coles Broadway self-service checkout. Not entirely sure I approve of this whole 'bagging your own groceries' thing.
  8. That's enough computerising for one day. Time to find bits of dead animals to BBQ.
  9. Only time will tell if this is a good idea: (1..1000000).each { Thread.new {...} }
  10. What fun, haven't had power for the morning, electrician came & reset something, now it's all good.
  11. I sometimes wonder if the perfect person has flirted with me at some point & I just didn't notice.
  12. I think I'm going to bed. Maybe.
  13. Ah. Found that chip I dropped earlier by stepping on it.
  14. @semanticwill fuck coffee, it's scotch o'clock!
  15. testing out the theory that a bag of chips = dinner
  16. Oh bother. I appear to be running out of beer.
  17. @feather well, at least one page with 3 in it :p
  18. @feather at least 3. per page ;)
  19. Following Bruno up with Ali G Indahouse: The Movie. Damn you itunes :(
  20. @feather only if there are numerous Star Wars references