lindagambino
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does this mean I can't bring my makeup on the plane again? Fucking terrorists.
about 5 hours ago
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feels like a Charlie Sheen Christmas. Beat to hell and back. But without my own TV show and a really pretentious Dad.
about 20 hours ago
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all I want for Christmas is for my 6 nephews to piss in the toilet and not on my floor tomorrow. They have the worst aim.
11:40 AM Dec 24th
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hey, Jimmy Carter- you apologized to the Jews for being douchey, how about apologizing to the rest of us for being a horrible president?
9:17 PM Dec 23rd
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my Christmas tree cookies with red icing look like murder trees. I need an ax cookie cutter.
9:42 AM Dec 23rd
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@ especially when you cant spell it. Merry Everything.
9:41 AM Dec 23rd
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pretending like Im Rachael Ray while baking- being extra annoying and looking for Oprah so I can kiss her ass. Yum-o muthafuckas.
1:55 PM Dec 22nd
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y'all know that the Norad Santa Tracker is fake, right?
10:24 PM Dec 21st
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has absolutely no intention of seeing "Avatar". Ever. It's for boys, and boys are stupid.
10:59 PM Dec 19th
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Another christmas party tonight. I hate people. I want to stab myself in the face with a candy cane.
12:02 PM Dec 19th
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wants a Barbie that cries real tears of blood. And a pony.
7:13 PM Dec 17th
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is finished buying gifts for people she barely tolerates.
8:09 AM Dec 17th
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RT @ Bengals' wide receiver Chris Henry has died in Charlotte. Details at 700wlw.com and 700WLW
7:03 AM Dec 17th
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is cutting the sleeves off of your Christmas sweater. Vests. Get some ideas.
8:12 PM Dec 16th
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praying for Bengal Chris Henry...was just getting himself together. So sad.
4:56 PM Dec 16th
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cant ever seem to find a shepherd when she needs one.
6:56 AM Dec 16th
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Really UC?
8:33 PM Dec 15th
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my kid just asked me what an Oral Roberts is.
1:22 PM Dec 15th
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cannot feel her spleen.
12:32 PM Dec 15th
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thinks Nick Lachey needs a hobby other than directing choirs or sleeping with has beens. Maybe directing a choir of has-beens. Yeah.
9:42 PM Dec 14th
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- Name Linda Gambino
- Location Ohio
- Web http://www.lindag...
- Bio I'm a comedian, actress, and Im into adoption reform. U can stalk me @ http://www.facebook.com/lindagambino
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