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linanneblack

  1. @ManginaMcCool I did see that. Plus the guy who disembowelled himself and flung intestines at the cops. Plus the foot-mailing guy... wtfuck?
  2. @ManginaMcCool Nah, I think I got that reading blog posts about how the face-eater shows the zombie apocalypse is upon us. You're good.
  3. @ManginaMcCool I'm pretty old-timey. Also, I'm too sick and sorry for myself to do anything by lie on the couch and read jokes, apparently.
  4. @TheBruun Right there on Queen Street, in Parkdale. No one noticed.
  5. I just sneezed more times in 3 minutes than I had in the whole previous 2 years. Probably sounded like a toddler pretending to be a train.
  6. @mpseudo Always. :D
  7. "Does my arsenal look fat in these briefings?" --Syria
  8. @DeAngelisMark @MotherJones TUNA! SMAAAASH!
  9. Just woke up freezing cold. Crap! Where'd my fever go?
  10. Sorry I coughed through sound levels you guys.
  11. @p2wy Who do I have to call to make one happen?
  12. @gravelrunner We don't "use" Shelley Duval; she's consenting.
  13. The even-longer delays in using Twitter on my phone really do a good job of limiting the inflamatory knee-jerk shit I would otherwise post.
  14. @datatect This is a sad reality.
  15. I'll bet the sound of Shelley Duval shrieking from our television is really helping our neighbour's garage sale along.
  16. I just spoke out against the Trojan Horse #harperbudget bill. You can too: budget2012.ndp.ca #cdnpoli #ndp
  17. @CBTstage Thank you!
  18. @donnythewoo Yes, that is strangely comforting.
  19. Competed at storytelling at the @CahootsTheatre fundraiser, but that damned Laurie Murphy beat me by being less scathing about her family.
  20. @jimonlight @theblakeminor I'm sorry I never answered this! Big week. And if you were travelling by highway I was sort of at a loss. @lxq42