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Joe Tweet - "I think I'm a bit pale because I haven't been swimming enough".12:19 PM Dec 21stfrom web
Joe Tweet "oh no. It's Hitler and the Henry VIII lobsters on this flippin' level. Huh!".11:35 AM Dec 20thfrom TweetDeck
Why is Tweetdeck recommending me the number 1 brand in tennis? What's the big idea?4:45 AM Dec 20thfrom TweetDeck
I am now using Tweetdeck. It has so far failed to stop me hating Twitter. What can be done?4:45 AM Dec 20thfrom TweetDeck
still thinks Twitter is an utter belmfest of an idea9:26 AM Aug 10thfrom web
@davorg - tell me about it. She is driving me around the bend with her incessant weeping!1:57 PM Jul 29thfrom web
I am watching Who do you think you are. If Kate Humble cries one more time, I'm going to put my fist through the television1:24 PM Jul 29thfrom web
The inevitability of a Tory government is beginning to make me feel suicidal2:38 PM Apr 20thfrom web
Today is the day I WILL perfect my alpaca!6:19 AM Apr 18thfrom web
The 1970's crochet pattern is frightening everyone in the house.5:01 AM Apr 18thfrom web
About to try out a 1970's crochet pattern. Not the acrylic bikini, though. That is wrong on many, many levels.12:47 PM Apr 10thfrom web
Have finally got back from Wales after a hair raising experience on the Hill of Doom.11:52 AM Apr 6thfrom web
@Kevlets He was so funny this evening. Here's another one "God died, but then came alive again. This is why we give him eggs"2:06 PM Mar 31stfrom webin reply to Kevlets
Jesus rose from the dead because he wanted some mini eggs and chips. Or so Joe says.12:41 PM Mar 31stfrom web