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  1. *takes bow*
  2. I should really thank that stunt double dressed as Dirk, but it's really very difficult to mince across a stage.
  3. ...I did it. My ART did it! Miss Plupp's confessed to everything. My work here...is done.
  4. She broke my nails...
  5. *ow*
  6. ...
  7. J'ACCUSE!!
  8. Oh, Dirk! This is for you!
  9. *unfurl drape*
  10. SPORK YOU, HOLLYWEIRD!
  11. Thank you, Miss Plupp. Given my close, personal feelings for Dirk, I want to present -- in his honor -- my memorial tribute to the man...
  12. Wait for it...
  13. @CarissaAinsley When his assistant, Miss Plupp, takes the mike and thanks us all for coming.
  14. I might have headslapped, but with these nails, I could gouge out an eye.
  15. *le sigh*
  16. @CarissaAinsley Yes. It will be me. Pulling off the shroud. That's the long, black drape over there.
  17. Given these last speeches, does Hollyweird even KNOW Dirk...? My time is coming soon.
  18. @CarissaAinsley Then you can help by watching the crowd. When I remove the shroud, see who wears the guilt on their face. J'ACCUSE!
  19. @PhoenixMac *spanks hand* Don't touch that!
  20. @CarissaAinsley *eying Phoenix* I hope YOURS doesn't, either, Ms Ainsley.