lillian_gash
- @tonymoore Oh, god, I am so sorry I brought germs into your house. It's just a 24-hour thing, if that's any comfort.about 9 hours ago from web in reply to tonymoore
- Medical mystery sloved, folks, it's the flu and I wish I were dead.about 19 hours ago from web
- Received drugs with the instruction "keep these away from pets, children and derelicts". Having fun with narcotics now.12:39 PM Jul 12th from web
- Hate when docs don't listen. Stomach and pelvis are not the same. I know the difference, jerks.12:37 PM Jul 12th from web
- Spent last night in the ER with stabby stomach pain. Diagnosed with "undiagnosed pelvic pain"....12:35 PM Jul 12th from web
- Happy Birthday, @Karajo! I got yer pony right here, baby.12:47 PM Jul 8th from web
- @wenchlette That's what I had, and surgery was easy, just felt like I had done too many crunches. Enjoy the drugs!1:48 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to wenchlette
- @wenchlette When's your surgery? Will they be able to do it laparoscopally?8:00 PM Jul 7th from web in reply to wenchlette
- He's still a noisy douchebag, but he's friendly and his beer is pretty tasty.4:54 PM Jul 1st from web
- He's still a noisy douchebag, but at least he offered me some beer.3:40 PM Jul 1st from web
- Do I even want to know why there is a beer truck pulled up to my douchebag neighbor's house?3:20 PM Jul 1st from web
- @tonymoore That's my mom's remedy as well. And that woman? Is a poison ivy EXPERT.3:46 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to tonymoore
- @wenchlette I'd knit you a flower. Cashmere, even.1:19 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to wenchlette
- Reals words that this Word Challenge game will not accept: pog, minge.3:21 PM Jun 26th from web
- Mmm, excellent thunderstorm.1:23 AM Jun 26th from web
- Wow, look at me losing Twitter followers. Have I been offensive, or just dull?9:35 PM Jun 25th from web
- Full of delicious Korean BBQ. Yummm, meat coma.5:26 PM Jun 25th from txt
- Power is finally back on after a terrible afternoon without.2:48 PM Jun 24th from web
- @wenchlette bleh, I can't stand her!9:46 PM Jun 22nd from web in reply to wenchlette
- Job searching is crap today. Apparently I am not qualified to do anything.11:35 AM Jun 22nd from web
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