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knows my hair cut looks bad when L laughs at me and says "Mama, your hair look silly!"
about 8 hours ago
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My child has been making up lyrics to a song she calls "Why I Can't Die." Should I be concerned?
9:02 AM Dec 4th
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What are these gross bugs in my flour?! How am I supposed to bake banana bread now?
5:37 PM Dec 3rd
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Why is it that I always see ugly people making out at Subway? Why isn't it ever 2 hot guys? Is it because I'm at Subway?
2:14 PM Dec 2nd
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What the fuck is zhu-zhu?
10:49 PM Nov 30th
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Dear Eli from Top Chef: Didn't you think a raspberry, caramel apple, peanut, and popcorn soup would taste as terrible as it sounds?
10:12 AM Nov 18th
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is reading Sense and Sensibility and Sea Monsters.
9:04 AM Nov 11th
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is exhausted. How did I used to do this as a kid?
9:05 PM Oct 31st
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Sort of ashamed to say I am lusting after Robert Pattinson and his icy cold skin.
8:19 AM Oct 31st
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My child is eating chicken.
11:59 AM Oct 29th
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Ok, doesn't Edward ever go to his other classes???
10:57 AM Oct 26th
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FINALLY found a library copy of Twilight. This is it. My last moments BT: Before Twilight.
7:47 PM Oct 25th
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Seriously, Kaiser? No appointments until December?! You suck.
1:24 PM Oct 21st
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L's breakfast today: oatmeal with Bacon Salt and honey. Could this child be more white trash?
8:39 AM Oct 20th
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Passed my board exam!
5:07 PM Oct 16th
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Pretty sure LB has the croup. Self diagnosing, of course, since I have 1/3 of an Anatomy class under my belt.
3:01 PM Oct 8th
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If I pee, and there's no toilet paper, and I don't wipe, do I still have to wash my hands?
3:20 PM Oct 2nd
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is eating apple pie. That's right. I'm living the glamorous life.
11:37 PM Sep 29th
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Worldwide Day of Play?! Ugh! Doesn't Noggin realize I have studying to do today?!
1:40 PM Sep 26th
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I love my husband because when he said "I got us something to share at Cinnabon," he meant he bought us each a separate one.
8:51 PM Sep 23rd
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- Name Lilly
- Location San Francisco, CA
- Web http://mommyboo.b...
- Bio Wife to 1. Mother to 1. Bad ass disciplinarian to both.
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