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  1. @sklompar I think so. Then she whispered "I love you" during that stock room hug. I think it means they need night cam video in that house.
  2. Now taking costume suggestions. Preferably ideas will include something pantless and/or something that wears a fedora. Go!
  3. @sklompar So did you catch that weird moment on ANTC when Jen and Mike totally made out as the woman from Food & Wine looked on stunned?
  4. Thinking of a costume that requires an awesome hat. Barrett ruled out the girl from Unbearable Lightness of Being in that *one* scene.
  5. I just fumbled the chicken sausage I was cutting, and caught it between my legs. I hate when no one sees me do something this hilarious.
  6. Midnight show of Paranormal Activity, bitches.
  7. I hate what sunshine icons on my weather updates represent. Thankfully it looks like smooth emo sailing until Saturday.
  8. Today my look says: edgy elementary school art teacher who will get fired for not saying the Pledge of Allegiance.
  9. @charmacc I do now! Thanks!
  10. I can never tell if I am reading an awesome book that I just can't stop reading or if I'm reading a mediocre book and have no self control.
  11. Tonight I am boiling water while dinner bakes in case it's gross and I have to bait and switch to mac and cheese. #thatsonetogrowon
  12. There is a such thing as too much candy corn. And it happens sooner than you would think.
  13. Oh my god. I just got to second base with a chicken breast.
  14. I'm going read until I go crazy thinking about the chocolate soy milk in the fridge then I'm going to run into the kitchen and drink some.
  15. They just don't do full frontal nudity like they did in '79.
  16. @Vnickduluth YES!
  17. Anyone want to guess how many times I will listen to the 5 minute 36 second long song "True" by Spandau Ballet before I go to bed?
  18. Free 12 year old cat. Mention this ad when you call.
  19. All I want to do is watch about 7 consecutive scary movies. The closest I can get is Malcom in the Middle.
  20. You know, I don't have to be hung over to order pizza. In fact, it is easier to dial when I am not.