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  1. Love, Me
  2. Dear van behind me, Please keep tailgating me. Cuz when you rearend me, your insurance company can have the fun of finding the brake lights.
  3. And this Mazda MX-3's brake lights look like eyes.
  4. Also, an awful lot of people get off work in the 4 o'clock hour.
  5. Two bumper stickers, the first: "Unix is power", the second "BSD" in the Euro style. So awesome.
  6. @sidelko No, mine are way hotter, because they look good. These...were a disaster.
  7. @cjlivinginga They were a horrible mix of colors and materials-but the overall boot was actually really cute. The designer made a bad choice
  8. And I saw the most ridiculous boots on a sales girl. The sad part is, had it been the right colors and materials, they would have been cute.
  9. I forgot normal malls attract teenagers. I forgot what teenagers are like. I'm glad I live in the Boulder Bubble.
  10. There's this newfangled thing called stopping at red lights. I know it's hard to adjust, but lets work on it m'kay?
  11. My computer won't sleep. I tried giving it some Ambien, but it didn't help. (Adium is close enough to Ambien for me to be not crazy, right?)
  12. @AtrophyAnnie Amen, sister!
  13. I can handle 8-legged creatures much better than 6-legged ones. I usually kill 6-legged things.
  14. @CherylAnneNY Yay!!!!!
  15. I can't even imagine that. RT @Amazing_Facts 160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil,the world's widest road.
  16. RT @iheartquotes For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room & let them fight it out.~Steven Wright
  17. @writingvixen A whale!
  18. @AtrophyAnnie I haven't heard it before now. Therefore, brilliance! :D
  19. This woman is brilliant. RT @mireynolds I have come to the realization that a snuggie is just a robe worn backward.
  20. @mireynolds I never thought about it that way, but it totally is! OMG! You are brilliant,