lilgreenfish
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Love, Me
about 5 hours ago
from txt
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Dear van behind me, Please keep tailgating me. Cuz when you rearend me, your insurance company can have the fun of finding the brake lights.
about 5 hours ago
from txt
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And this Mazda MX-3's brake lights look like eyes.
about 5 hours ago
from txt
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Also, an awful lot of people get off work in the 4 o'clock hour.
about 6 hours ago
from txt
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Two bumper stickers, the first: "Unix is power", the second "BSD" in the Euro style. So awesome.
about 6 hours ago
from txt
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@ No, mine are way hotter, because they look good. These...were a disaster.
8:48 PM Nov 23rd
from web
in reply to sidelko
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@ They were a horrible mix of colors and materials-but the overall boot was actually really cute. The designer made a bad choice
8:48 PM Nov 23rd
from web
in reply to cjlivinginga
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And I saw the most ridiculous boots on a sales girl. The sad part is, had it been the right colors and materials, they would have been cute.
5:25 PM Nov 23rd
from txt
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I forgot normal malls attract teenagers. I forgot what teenagers are like. I'm glad I live in the Boulder Bubble.
5:16 PM Nov 23rd
from txt
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There's this newfangled thing called stopping at red lights. I know it's hard to adjust, but lets work on it m'kay?
11:22 AM Nov 23rd
from txt
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My computer won't sleep. I tried giving it some Ambien, but it didn't help. (Adium is close enough to Ambien for me to be not crazy, right?)
10:29 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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@ Amen, sister!
10:27 PM Nov 22nd
from web
in reply to AtrophyAnnie
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I can handle 8-legged creatures much better than 6-legged ones. I usually kill 6-legged things.
10:26 PM Nov 22nd
from web
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@ Yay!!!!!
8:54 PM Nov 22nd
from web
in reply to CherylAnneNY
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I can't even imagine that. RT @ 160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil,the world's widest road.
12:35 AM Nov 21st
from web
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RT @ For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room & let them fight it out.~Steven Wright
10:27 PM Nov 20th
from web
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@ A whale!
10:10 PM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to writingvixen
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@ I haven't heard it before now. Therefore, brilliance! :D
8:53 PM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to AtrophyAnnie
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This woman is brilliant. RT @ I have come to the realization that a snuggie is just a robe worn backward.
7:51 PM Nov 20th
from web
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@ I never thought about it that way, but it totally is! OMG! You are brilliant,
7:50 PM Nov 20th
from web
in reply to mireynolds
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- Name Amy
- Location Colorado
- Bio Student, mother, customer service extraordinaire, eater of chocolate. :D
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