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@FatAsteroid Also "Walk on the Wild Side," which he stole from Marky Mark 2:18 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to FatAsteroid
@FatAsteroid I think it's on that PFork 500 deal from last year 2:18 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to FatAsteroid
@FatAsteroid My knowledge of solo Reed is actually (sadly) pretty limited, but Street Hassle is a great song 2:18 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to FatAsteroid
@FatAsteroid Street Hassle! 1:54 PM Nov 20th from web in reply to FatAsteroid
We are all probably dead #whatthehell2090s 12:15 PM Nov 20th from web
Wearing shoulder pads, fighting over the last gallon of gasoline #whatthehell2090s 12:15 PM Nov 20th from web
Titus Andronicus #whatthehell1590s 12:07 PM Nov 20th from web
@THEdavelentz You don't even want to know what I would do if Liz Lemon asked me to 11:15 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to THEdavelentz
@FatAsteroid Sandwich Mass sounds like a restaurant Liz Lemon would eat at 6:26 PM Nov 19th from web in reply to FatAsteroid
I am Brian Setzer and my hair is the same color as my suit 12:43 AM Nov 19th from web
If ever an episode of the Tonight Show needed Norm MacDonald, this is the one 12:38 AM Nov 19th from web
Holy crap, that's Maria Bamford in a Target commercial 12:35 AM Nov 19th from web
@FatAsteroid We do get a lot of visitors who googled "robots doin' it" and left disappointed 6:20 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to FatAsteroid
@theisb Though that would really be a bold new direction for the comic 4:22 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to theisb
@theisb Their shipper name would be FELATM 4:21 PM Nov 18th from web in reply to theisb
@FatAsteroid I probably miss Zax (or Guthrie's) sauce even more than I miss fall. Damn it LA your chicken-finger options are subpar 4:07 PM Nov 17th from web in reply to FatAsteroid
This rattlesnake noise in the new SNL theme song is bugging the crap out of me 12:00 AM Nov 15th from web
Let the world know which Green Lantern you prefer! Join KOLD today! http://tinyurl.com/yepzlys 11:42 PM Nov 14th from web
@FatAsteroid Also please don't name your dog "Horse Hock" 2:09 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to FatAsteroid
@FatAsteroid Sometimes I get confused as to who I am while tweeting 2:08 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to FatAsteroid