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  1. 90% of women who walk into a department store turn to the right. #facts about 3 hours ago from UberTwitter
  2. Patrol with that fucker again! Damn! about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter
  3. Hitler was voted Time Magazine's "Man of the Year" in 1938. 3:45 PM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  4. The average full length pencil has enough lead to draw a line 35 miles long 6:58 AM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  5. A game of UNO during hari raya haji! http://pic.gd/1f98f2 5:31 AM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  6. U can start with my walkie talkie RT @quaintrellism: @lilfarhan just lend me ur gun la! and whatever police equipment. haha. 4:09 AM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  7. Tell her ure gg with "kanye west"! She shud feel safe then. RT @quaintrellism: My mum is so negative & thus she doesn't allow me to travel. 2:15 AM Nov 27th from UberTwitter
  8. Gf! Ure gross.. But I still love u! RT @lestropeado: just had my morning bath :D 10:07 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  9. Syabas hyrul! Tuhan tgk hati, bukan baju! RT @Ahlauwiii: Orang lain g sembahyang pakai baju kurung. Saya pakai baju bola! Hahaa 9:38 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  10. Jealous here! Damn u got a pool at ur place? RT @Sonyyyaa: WOOOOP in a good mood. HI. http://pic.gd/e9082d 8:39 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  11. And how come u can sit beside a guy in the mosque? Haha.. RT @fanaaa: @lilfarhan haha. i was kidding, silly. 5:43 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  12. Astaghfirullah! RT @fanaaa: this arab guy who is smiling beside me, so very cute hor. hypervantilating! mm, i love going to the mosque. 5:29 PM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  13. @Ahlauwiii and @spoleczny! When will the both of u be in sgp? When are we dining out? @setcomN vs @oskerbusq belom habis fight eh? 4:43 AM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  14. Yes! Pratahouse closed! Hahahaha.. http://pic.gd/125147 4:14 AM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  15. Tapi kene pakai raincoat. Kalau kene hujan panas, senang botak! RT @syawalawala: basah dulu ah, then sampai sini dah kering, noh! 12:50 AM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  16. Thought of going to ah chong, now rain alr.. Plan spoilt! 12:26 AM Nov 26th from UberTwitter
  17. My BB is hot! 11:40 PM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
  18. Ur Abg at werk, parents work.. And Jaf coming over. Its u who is gatal! RT @annewaany: Abang said itchy palm can be because of bacteria. 6:04 PM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
  19. Told ya! Shud have bought a car! RT @lestropeado: best. the bus is c..r..a..w..l..i..n..g... i think i can jog faster -_-" 6:02 PM Nov 25th from UberTwitter
  20. Patrolled with the most effed up partner last night! his Logsheet torn for first time in team delta. 5:53 PM Nov 25th from UberTwitter