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"The goddess needs blood," the priest said. Dude is serious:
about 2 hours ago
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Never understood why a fellow would take a punch to the face rather than switch cigarette brands, or be proud of it.
about 3 hours ago
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Been too busy to admit I confused a Tarryton cigarette ad with a Winston ad. It's been that kind of day.
about 3 hours ago
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My eye looks like a Winston ad this morning.
about 7 hours ago
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The pole that attacked me:
11:56 AM Nov 23rd
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Last thing I remember saying before impact: "that's what I meant by Spongebob's orange balls."
11:49 AM Nov 23rd
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After the day's shoot was over, I walked into a pole and split my brow open. I literally heard my head go BONNNG. But no circling birdies!
11:45 AM Nov 23rd
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This morning's workspace
8:23 AM Nov 23rd
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Starbucks, I refuse to participate in your imaginary nomenclature. It's a medium coffee. And that's a bear claw, not an "ursine digit."
7:39 AM Nov 23rd
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O, ho: Email from former agent. Every time this debacle revs up anew I want to chew through a mahogany dining room table.
8:38 PM Nov 22nd
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Finished the Ellroy novel. Love the guy, but oy. That's not writing. That's storyboarding.
7:32 PM Nov 22nd
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Just had salmon so dry you doubt it ever spent any time in water in its life. Desert Salmon, perhaps.
4:16 PM Nov 22nd
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How very odd: I blog about getting stiffed by my agent, and a check arrives by special delivery 2 days later. What a coincidence!
12:46 PM Nov 21st
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Okay, do I need to establish Trek bonafide at this late date? Really? Sigh.
10:38 PM Nov 20th
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<dork> Love the new Enterprise - Connie-class saucer section, Excelsior-class engineering section, 1701-E-proportion nacelles. </virgin>
9:54 PM Nov 20th
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And now, the evening movie, "Star Trek." Wonder why the disk says "The Motion Picture." What else could it be?
9:38 PM Nov 20th
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Rerickrolled child on skype; could hear shriek of dismay from downstairs. I fear I have set in motion something that will go for years.
8:43 PM Nov 20th
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Got my child Skype so she can call distant friend. Child finds me on Skype. Child sends me file.
Child RICKROLLS me.
That's a groundin'.
8:19 PM Nov 20th
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NEWS: on its first day of operation, the Large Hadron Collider has detected a particle smaller than my interest in the "Twilight" movies.
2:57 PM Nov 20th
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It's the annual last-minute scramble, aka "benefits enrollment day." Always fear I'll cancel everything. Except acupuncture coverage.
11:40 AM Nov 20th
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- Name James Lileks
- Location Minneapolis, Minnesota
- Web http://www.lileks...
- Bio Writer, columnist, mid-century pop-culture enthusiast
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