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  1. Bumpersticker observed: "I brake for gluten-free cupcakes." I hope that's not the sole determining factor.
  2. Off to buy a sprinkler, and beer. If the hardware store has a beer sprinkler I'll be back sooner than expected.
  3. Either the neighbor is scraping paint off the house or shaving hogs with a spade. Either way, no nap until she's done.
  4. Six hours of sleep punctuated by wild dreams about advances in elastic sock technology does not make for a sharp mind. Considering nap.
  5. Took child to office; she got to meet The Mayor, too. The real one, not the weirdo who walks around with a sash and top hat.
  6. Bleat's up, I'm down - G'night to all. http://lileks.com/bleat Open thread: beloved childhood TV shows, which may have actually been dreck.
  7. @Kinravip Right, right, Matt Frewer. Matt Brewer was the synthetic stutterer I went to high school with.
  8. @michaeljnelson From what my wife told me of that movie, it sounded like "Hitler's Audio-Book Narrator." Plus wangs. No thanks.
  9. Everything I've ever seen Matt Brewer in makes his Max Headroom performance look like Bergmanesque understatement.
  10. All you need to know about my cooking is that my family thinks the smoke alarm is the dinner bell.
  11. "Sears Roebuck child-sized sled." #1stdraftmovielines
  12. Hasta la Windows XP, baby #1stdraftmovielines
  13. "Louis, if we were in Iowa instead of Morocco, I might take you as my life-partner in a legally-recognized ceremony." #1stdraftmovielines
  14. @RuthAnneAdams Yes, I meant "were." It's that kind of day. I'm exhausted, have work up to the eyebrows, and have to sue someone. Gah.
  15. @jimgeraghty "Try to put her out of your mind, Jake. It's a part of town primarily habited by Chinese people. " #1stdraftmovielines
  16. If this day was a dessert, it would be Beet Sorbet. Possibly a Borscht Sundae.
  17. About to do a video interview about the Jonas Brothers. Who better than to talk about them than 2 guys from AARP demographic?
  18. Bed. Like Heston at the end of "Beneath the Planet of the Apes," I reach for the plunger to post the blog. . . ahhh. http://lileks.com/bleat
  19. Watching "Search" for the 1st time since I was 13. It was "24" before cellphones. A show so forgotten even the sad fan website is gone.
  20. The dog just voided his bladder on the lawn, looked at me and barked angrily, as if after 14 years I should strike up the band or applaud.