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  1. @marywallace the insurance lobby + the pharm lobby = elected GOP12:13 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter in reply to marywallace
  2. RT @Karoli: GOP: blah, blah....government takeover...blah, blah...screw seniors....blah, blah. Z |||12:09 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  3. Happy my mate + our friend can go for drinks tonight at nearby restaurant row near 82.Stark but jelus. Observatory!CuntryCat!Miyamoto!sigh!12:08 PM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  4. @triciahonea (tho you may want to after such behavior)9:15 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter in reply to triciahonea
  5. @triciahonea sisters: you can't dunk them in boiling acid?9:14 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter in reply to triciahonea
  6. RT @hotdogsladies:not journalism unless it's printed on costly paper u throw out 1hour after some guy literally drives it to ur door. Daily.9:13 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter
  7. @Raquita lol! at your lack of laundry interest.9:10 AM Nov 7th from UberTwitter in reply to Raquita
  8. RT @shutterbitch: My inner Grammar Bitch: "Learn the difference btwn 'loose' and 'lose' fortheloveofallthatisholy." You're killing my soul8:16 AM Nov 6th from UberTwitter
  9. @norahselene the velvet sparkler=fancy. You know. It's fer company n shit. Set it out w the coke and a rolled up benji on a glass tray.9:09 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter in reply to norahselene
  10. @tbeckett good question. I'll ask the hostess. If she doesn't light us on fucking fire for talking too much.9:06 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter in reply to tbeckett
  11. Please don't zoom in on the order form to determine whether I've in fact SELECTED the velvet sparkler. http://pic.gd/9e35308:57 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
  12. Am at my first official passion party. Should I begin by flushing wildly? Also, yes, I will post snaps. Like it or LOVE IT.7:40 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
  13. Reason why being fashionably late can suckit: Zero. Parking.7:32 PM Nov 5th from UberTwitter
  14. what is it about fog drifting in tendrils up through autumn-gilded branches, stealing over water, silent as a whisper, that wrings my heart?7:48 AM Oct 28th from UberTwitter
  15. @bjhenry *nods vigorously* (note I did NOT, however, nod assiduously. I mean, who'd fucking do THAT? Exactly. NObody.) #spanishinquisition10:46 AM Oct 26th from UberTwitter in reply to bjhenry
  16. @bjhenry jesus. Who does? We only say we do out of obligation to our alien overlords, who trend sensitive re: the whole jurassic thing. #YES10:34 AM Oct 26th from UberTwitter in reply to bjhenry
  17. Omg hungry enough to eat my -- woops. OKAY I WAS BEING FACETIOUS, MOUTH. #mouthsshouldnttaketheirownerssoliterally10:32 AM Oct 26th from UberTwitter
  18. @slouchy your love for me is blind. And I like it that way.8:41 PM Oct 24th from UberTwitter in reply to slouchy
  19. @chickybaby unfortunately, the cheekbones are a package deal w the bulbous nose and the cro-magnin forehead. But grateful for the compliment8:28 PM Oct 24th from UberTwitter in reply to chickybaby
  20. @MsNovember oh and also catch.8:25 PM Oct 24th from UberTwitter in reply to MsNovember