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  1. i totally missed this huge spot on the back of my leg when i shaved the other day. sick hair stripe... barf.
  2. Two exclamation points probably aren't necessary.
  3. Oh, and yes, it is the same guy from the Utah Jazz analogy.
  4. ...and then confused Halle's acceptance speech with Sally Field's, "You like me, you really, really like me."
  5. Guy at my work, "Halle Barry won the Oscar for taking her clothes off."
  6. @goldteef Have you seen this yet? http://bit.ly/isZ4x? Style biters...
  7. @parbear Seriously. It's fucking CRAZY.
  8. @haigen oh shoot
  9. Two things are going off in Minneapolis: Lazy eyes and women with facial hair.
  10. New guy: I call [the Utah Jazz] the girl you never want to date - they may flirt with you a little bit, but they'll never deliver.
  11. I'm going to die of barfness.
  12. @mindykaling I'm pretty sure you need this one: http://bit.ly/19EnR
  13. Can't. type. heart. broken. http://bit.ly/4Q3C4
  14. Holy. Shit. http://peopleofwalmart.com/?p=183
  15. @wasatchwoman I'm having flashbacks of a close-up while I ran my tongue seductively across my teeth. In a mullet wig. CRINGE!
  16. @yesh801 I'm super sucked in right now.
  17. @wasatchwoman Indeed I was!
  18. @yesh801 I love that.
  19. @yesh801 That link led me to finding this: http://bit.ly/2ZbATQ
  20. @wasatchwoman Touched By An Angel, maybe? Then this short film at the U... White-trash love storyish plot... Super beginner film students..