lilactalcum
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Help Coco if you can!
9:55 PM Dec 11th
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Had a dream that I was pregnant last night. Scratch that, nightmare.
2:18 PM Dec 2nd
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I fear for both my mother and sister tomorrow as they go to Walmart. After seeing peopleofwalmart.com, it's only natural. Oh, & black Friday
7:46 PM Nov 26th
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DETROIT beat CLEVELAND!? My mind can't process the Lions winning. It's such a rare occurrence. Mom: Maybe they took a point away f/ Browns?
1:45 PM Nov 22nd
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My mom and sister are prancing around the house rapping, "Ya'll gon make me lose my mind up in here, UP IN HERE." It's quite a sight.
11:10 AM Nov 18th
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I don't understand how they can only give you one-hundred and forty characters. What can I express in such a limited amount of words. Ridicu
7:00 PM Nov 17th
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Watching the Browns game. Earlier, I told someone I don't care for The Wizard of Oz. They looked at me like I was some mutilated monster.
6:40 PM Nov 16th
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It's like I'm at Niagara Falls again.The calming sound of a watermain break is sending water pouring into the street drain outside my window
9:13 AM Nov 13th
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Thank you veterans for all the sacrifices you've made. We're so fortunate to have people like you.
7:57 PM Nov 11th
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RT @ I got a yellow card for yelling "Don't push me" at a girl but this bitch takes it to a whole new level.
3:56 PM Nov 7th
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@ lmao, it was bizarre! And what's even weirder, you and Krissy were in another part of my dream. I can't remeber why though, lol
9:05 AM Nov 7th
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Trying to figure out why in the world I was at a waterpark with the Brady Bunch kids*.
( * = in my dream last night)
8:46 AM Nov 7th
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Not even getting a callback by fucking McDonalds put a little dent in my self-esteem.
7:15 PM Nov 5th
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I go against my church when I say but I'd rather go against my church than my fellow man. Love is love no matter how you slice it
12:37 PM Nov 3rd
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The Mary Tyler Moore Show theme song makes me tear up. There, I SAID IT.
10:33 AM Nov 3rd
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I just can't win with this main photo uploader. Scrunchy faced avatar, it must be!
9:36 PM Nov 2nd
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Ohio's "friendly" TA (Travel Agency?) rest stops are now referred to as Tits & Ass stops.
5:09 PM Nov 2nd
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- ONE DOLLAR? FIVE HUNDRED? TWO OH ONE? WHAT DOES THE AUDIENCE KNOW THAT I DON'T!?
3:47 AM Nov 2nd
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- Writing all that out takes dedication.
7:04 PM Nov 1st
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- I went for "Only have eyes [his glasses] for Drew." & Of course I had to one up someone!
7:01 PM Nov 1st
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- Name Stephanie
- Location near The Motor City
- Bio soccer player & aficionado. pre-1970 cinema. canoe/kyaking. big bands. battling conformity. raccoon road trips. billiards. film & television production.
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