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  1. RT @Dianne_Can: Emptying tranquilizers into the mashed potatoes and I'm eating them all.
  2. http://bit.ly/5SjXr5 Which is why @Adamfyre I've decided to stop drinking this wine/antifreeze.Will switch to an affordable Chilean variety.
  3. @Adamfyre Maybe I will watch a video of people eating for old times' sake :)
  4. @Adamfyre may have been produced in China. I've moved to a land far away from America so eating for Thanksgiving is probably not mandatory.
  5. @Adamfyre Had the asparagus tasting coffee & the milk from a shallow bowl & now I'm drinking half a glass of white wine that I think...
  6. @Adamfyre ha :)
  7. @Adamfyre like a drunk slurping spilt beer off a dirty bar counter :)
  8. I am now drinking milk from a very shallow bowl.
  9. half of this sentence is quiet and unassertive BUT THE OTHER HALF IS OBNOXIOUS AND PRONE TO SCREAMING THINGS OUT LOUD WHILE WATCHING MOVIES
  10. My coffee tastes of burnt asparagus.
  11. It is interesting to note that for 13 consecutive tweets I have not @replied a single person.
  12. Sometimes on Twitter I feel like that loud woman at the restaurant.
  13. When will this sentence end when will it when will it when will this sentence when will it when will this sentence end?
  14. I am the cow whisperer.
  15. Animals like me. Children like me. I like all animals but only some children. I've recently discovered that I can talk to cows.
  16. http://twitpic.com/r0d7o You can listen for me. http://bit.ly/7rqk6h
  17. I think I'd be listening to Nirvana's "Drain You" with a smile on my face.
  18. If I had maybe...yelled "fuck you nigger" to the asian man, thrown my shoe at him and he had to duck...I think I'd be feeling neutral now.
  19. I must've not handled the situation as well as I thought because if I had, I'd be listening to music now instead of needing a patontheback.
  20. I am not equipped with the brains or the guts to survive. And how does a person survive without brains or guts? Where does the excreta go?