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- My six-year-old thinks the Twinkie in Wall-E is a "sandwich." Controlling parent high five!about 9 hours ago from web
- Oh PS3! I put a DVD in you, and you make me *log in to my Playstation account?* You're the ass at the office who rations everone's copies.7:43 PM Jul 16th from Birdhouse
- Chicago's icon is renamed Willis Tower today. My daughter insists she will continue to call it what she always has: "The Serious Tower."8:10 AM Jul 16th from web
- At the Andersonville Farmer's Market.3:52 PM Jul 15th from Tweetie
- These low-absorption tea towels are great for when you want to push water off the countertop and onto the front of your pants.11:54 AM Jul 15th from web
- Just bought a kid's car seat at WalMart to avoid pink upholstery. Aesthetics 1, America 0. #economictreason10:14 AM Jul 14th from Birdhouse
- Never-frozen Fla-Vor-Ice has the properties of Alien blood. #truefacts8:25 PM Jul 12th from Birdhouse
- Uncomfortable feature of the recession: the suburban mom who now brings you "sizes" at the J. Crew outlet store.8:12 PM Jul 12th from Birdhouse
- Frosting piped onto one millon (approx.) cupcakes. Piper wiped. Bedtime.10:09 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- .@wilshipley My DVR fave is the default "after the kid's show ends, to avoid screen burn-in I will switch to Deadwood, already in progress."7:39 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie in reply to wilshipley
- "As I understand the policy, the number is limited to one (1)." #1stdraftmovielines9:23 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- Has everyone seen my new grenade launcher? #1stdraftmovielines5:47 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- Try to stay out of trouble, no matter what occurs. I will find you. #1stdraftmovielines5:43 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- Do you have any nice stories you'd care to share about…your mother? #1stdraftmovielines5:36 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- Trying to relax in the garden, but this $&@!% watering can pours so $&@% slowly!1:29 PM Jul 9th from Tweetie
- At the #Andersonville farmer's market. Very nice. Got cherries, cukes, croissant, cheese.4:26 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- What kind of lowlife sonofabitch presumes God's will in his I've-changed-my-mind-about-our-adultery note? http://tinyurl.com/n3x8o7 #Engsign3:14 PM Jul 8th from web
- South Carolina GOP voted to censure Gov. #Sanford Monday, rather than call for resignation. Huh. Got yer own little MoveOn.org going, there.2:27 PM Jul 7th from web
- Does the first "N" in CNN stand for something? Or is it like the "S" in Harry S. Truman?12:20 PM Jul 7th from web
- When every Web site requires registration to leave comments, only crazy people will leave comments on Web sites.10:47 AM Jul 7th from web
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