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dont fear for the dog the car only turns on it doesnt move ... but the dog doesnt know that ... HAHAHA!!!! good times12:24 PM Jul 13thfrom web
the leash goes from her right hand (on the steering wheel) down thru bottom of the shut door ... and attached to the dog ...12:24 PM Jul 13thfrom web
CrazyLady across the street is sittin in her car ... with the door shut .... holding the leash to her dog EvilPooch ...12:24 PM Jul 13thfrom web
Dr Office: can i place u on hold? Me: sure and while ur gone get a clue & come back more capable of answering my questions ... hunger anger7:40 AM Jul 7thfrom web
just saw an old employee of mine on TV @StaplesCenter ... B!TCH YOU OWE ME $40! & dont think i will ever 4get you callin in on Christmas!!!!7:06 AM Jul 7thfrom web
Lawrence Odonell is doing Hardball on MSNBC...I'm having multiple political orgasims ... I L O V E H I M !!!1:55 PM Jul 6thfrom TweetDeck
@GStuedler my gestation happened in VA .. i was 8 when i realized my birthday was 9monts after their anniversary ... grossest epiphany ever9:56 AM Jul 6thfrom webin reply to GStuedler
@GStuedler perhaps my pops could have grown me in a petri dish & i could have had his silky locks ... could have avoided her feet genes too9:42 AM Jul 6thfrom webin reply to GStuedler
@GStuedler the product it fine ... i blame my mother for gestating me for 9months thus cursing me with her MaconGA humidity issues .. CURSES9:35 AM Jul 6thfrom webin reply to GStuedler
after spending a solid hour on my hair & leaving the house with a fluffy feathered layered updo...i have resorted to a frenchbraid & scunci9:22 AM Jul 6thfrom web
Nobody knows - the frizz that I see ... Nobody knows my fuzzBall .. Nobody knows the frizz that I see .. Glory GarnieFuctisssse ...8:56 AM Jul 6thfrom web
my hair is singing an ole negro Spiritual mourning the moisture it once had today ...8:56 AM Jul 6thfrom web
If we stop calling little people midget can we PUHLEEEZE stop calling Native Americans Indians!! For the love of Christ ... It's TIME!!8:44 AM Jul 6thfrom TweetDeck
I hear they will b needing a governer soon ... Palin for SC Governor ...4:20 PM Jul 3rdfrom TweetDeck
expect her 2b speaking as often as Cheney 2try 2bank roll the defense of the criminal charges that will b coming ... & move 2 southCarolina4:19 PM Jul 3rdfrom TweetDeck
