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  1. Ran into @madbyamyD today @pattycakebakery today. Or she ran into me, rather. 2:20 PM Aug 7th from TweetDeck
  2. @slimgoodies Ultimate Burn. 6:00 AM May 4th from TweetDeck in reply to slimgoodies
  3. @lizless Hell yes Clippers games! 8:49 AM Apr 22nd from TweetDeck in reply to lizlessner
  4. @SWAIM_CORP Vegetarianism is harder in concept than practice. Try Tofurky Italian Snausages to curb your bloodlust. 8:11 PM Apr 21st from TweetDeck in reply to SWAIM_CORP
  5. Check out my review of the first Clippers' game at Huntington Park http://ow.ly/3gP2 5:26 PM Apr 19th from TweetDeck
  6. @donewaiting I wonder if the book version goes by any faster than the audiobook? It took me forever to get through that thing. 7:15 PM Apr 5th from TweetDeck in reply to donewaiting
  7. First day of class in 7 years and I'm 10 minutes late because I can't find the building. I am old. 8:48 AM Mar 30th from TweetDeck
  8. Starting back to OSU tomorrow. Haven't been in school in 7 years. Finishing remaining 2 years in 1.25...hopefully. 8:53 PM Mar 29th from TweetDeck
  9. First week at @pattycakebakery complete. Correlation between time spent on bike and naps taken. N. High St. is a mess. 1:20 PM Mar 27th from TweetDeck
  10. Wrote this while driving back from Atlanta this weekend. "Ever go into a gross rest stop and you know your dick is cleaner than their soap?" 7:24 AM Mar 27th from TweetDeck
  11. Wrote this joke recently: Getting STDs that aren't that bad is the fucking best. 7:16 PM Mar 26th from TweetDeck
  12. @slimgoodies Downtown Ryan Morgan 2010 2:31 PM Mar 25th from TweetDeck in reply to slimgoodies
  13. Second day delivering for @pattycakebakery complete. Am I napping now? Yes I am. 11:44 AM Mar 25th from TweetDeck
  14. @annealmasy I hear teeth dreams = vanity. Shame on you. 9:09 AM Mar 24th from TweetDeck in reply to bellazanna
  15. I made the Comedy Central Indecision Blog Caption Challenge finals again only to lose to a completely unfunny caption. 7:26 PM Mar 23rd from TweetDeck
  16. @slimgoodies Yeah buddy! Get those cars outta my way please. 12:18 PM Mar 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to slimgoodies
  17. First day delivering for Pattycake was short and sweet. Pun In Ten Did. 12:07 PM Mar 23rd from TweetDeck
  18. @WalkerEvans That's encouraging. My laptop battery doesn't last more than a half hour. 12:03 PM Mar 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to WalkerEvans
  19. Hows this for getting busted Twittering? http://tinyurl.com/c8jcg7 5:58 PM Mar 17th from TweetDeck
  20. @HaroldLaRue School's out forevahhhhhh!!! 8:25 PM Mar 12th from TweetDeck in reply to HaroldLaRue