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  1. LOL! PEREZ HILTON GOT OWNED! Check out his deepest secrets! - http://tinyurl.com/perezlol 12:03 PM Sep 22nd from API
  2. OKAY! I am officially sick of Miley Cyrus. These pics are disgusting. http://tinyurl.com/mileywtf 11:14 AM Sep 22nd from API
  3. The computer is happy. The computer is crazy. The computer will try to make you happy. This will drive you crazy. 2:40 PM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
  4. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman... 12:14 PM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
  5. Practice a safe lunch, use a condiment... 9:21 AM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
  6. Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon... 9:03 AM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
  7. RT @windy7984: @LifeQuips good morning <<=I'm politically aligned with the No Mornings Party, Our view on health care, not before noon... 8:47 AM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
  8. RT @Zut_Radio: @LifeQuips Oh Cripes Man ... U still alive ..... <<=welcome back, missed ya, no1 to give a hard time too... How was the tour? 7:06 AM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
  9. How do blond brain cells die? All ALONE... 7:03 AM Aug 17th from TweetDeck
  10. Achieved level 4 #ninjaclash http://ninjaclash.com 7:03 PM Aug 11th from Ninja Clash
  11. Just completed a Protect a Nobleman job #ninjaclash http://ninjaclash.com 7:03 PM Aug 11th from Ninja Clash
  12. Just purchased 1 Shuriken #ninjaclash http://ninjaclash.com 7:02 PM Aug 11th from Ninja Clash
  13. RT @isobell123: @LifeQuips ,whats a ninga dodo?<<=It is a large bird, that went extinct sneaking around jumping outa bushes on people... 4:51 PM Aug 11th from TweetDeck
  14. I'm back after a few days off, not burned out, just was slightly singed... 9:15 AM Aug 11th from TweetDeck
  15. DISORGANIZATION merely a sign of a healthy individual trying to do more in a shorter time than those lazy, obsessively tidy types... 8:58 AM Aug 11th from TweetDeck
  16. RT @danwhnt: @LifeQuips I came up with 28 again!<<=your still using the 486 brain, so your calculations are suspect anyways... 5:30 PM Aug 8th from TweetDeck
  17. @danwhnt @toddwaller It's troublesome when you delusions argue with me... 5:28 PM Aug 8th from TweetDeck
  18. RT @toddwaller: @LifeQuips errr...42 and don't forget your towel<<=Reality is my delusion and I like 27 better... 4:57 PM Aug 8th from TweetDeck
  19. 27 - The answer to life, the universe, and everything... 4:52 PM Aug 8th from TweetDeck
  20. There is a thin line between genius and insanity, I have erased that line... 5:41 PM Aug 6th from TweetDeck