lifeistoolong
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@ Well, that's creepy. Creepy if he was overreacting and creepy if he wasn't.
10:08 PM Mar 22nd
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in reply to johnroderick
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I'm listening to Pony Up. What are you listening to?
5:17 PM Mar 21st
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Award for most offensive Tshirt goes to... RT @ Psssst...Israel. You look like assholes:
3:52 PM Mar 20th
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Is it sad that the most exciting thing thats happened to me in a long, long time has to do with dog shit?
8:03 PM Mar 19th
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Not sleeping. Again. Turns out, I fail at everything.
11:57 PM Mar 9th
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I would rather twitter sent me emails telling me I had a reply. DMs tend to be spammy and replies more interesting. Twitter, do you do this?
4:28 PM Mar 3rd
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Apparently I missed The Bachelor. This is why I like twitter: replacement tv. I know the whole season and only wasted 30 secs on it.
9:45 PM Mar 2nd
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It seems to be the real deal: Nordstrom's makeup for $1.
6:53 PM Mar 1st
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@ Thank you for "Your Welcome!" Emergency Christmas. Brilliant.
5:28 PM Feb 26th
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Ive gotta story that wont leave my head bout a boy who plays house &a girl who plays dead She says play me a new one cuz I cant leave my bed
5:49 PM Feb 24th
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@ A cure for cancerous feelings:
4:21 PM Feb 12th
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in reply to MotionOnCredit
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Skank expectations.
4:12 PM Feb 12th
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These shows are empowering They teach young skanks that if they really try someday they can take a crap on the floor of a beautiful mansion
4:09 PM Feb 12th
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Just buy this piece of shit.
3:53 PM Feb 12th
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Then you sort out the recycling. It isn't part of the foreplay, but it's still very important. Awww yeah. I will never stop loving this song
5:22 PM Feb 11th
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Hating people more than the usual amount. If I don't find some sedatives soon, I may end up choking some bitches.
9:41 PM Feb 3rd
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@ Memorial service? Is this related to your neighbor shooting a gun in the street?
9:11 PM Jan 23rd
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in reply to johnroderick
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My all-time favorite photo of Blago the cowboy rat
7:26 PM Jan 23rd
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@ Why does celebrity render non-celebrity temporarily mentally retarded? You experience this often. Expert opinion from your side?
2:34 PM Jan 23rd
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Tim Meadows just asked me how its going. Meant to tell him I loved him on Colbert. Instead: uh...good...you?
2:31 PM Jan 23rd
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- Bio Suicidal Entrepreneur. Because life is too long.
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