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  1. I'm tired but I don't want to begin packing. So I'm drinking to prolong the inevitable. Bad idea? Yes. Do I care? Absolutely fucking not. 3:11 AM Mar 5th via web
  2. @UPTOWNHARRYO Harry, mPire has been killin' it with the new releases! I'm still bumpin Uptown Boy and Chill, keep it up! The fans ♥ it all! 3:10 AM Mar 5th via web in reply to UPTOWNHARRYO
  3. @HisLatestVictim I love how hot girls play coy when I bring up dildos. Don't make me have to FormSpring this question. No fingers = dildo! 2:24 AM Mar 5th via web in reply to HisLatestVictim
  4. @HisLatestVictim That means your Rabbit is going to be getting some action instead of your fingers... 2:14 AM Mar 5th via web in reply to HisLatestVictim
  5. I don't drink beer except for when I drink beer. 1:32 AM Mar 5th via web
  6. @mousebudden How you did this in a couple hours and it's better than the original (NY/Jerz/Philly), is amazing. And you got Royce, too? FML! 11:42 PM Mar 4th via web in reply to mousebudden
  7. @mousebudden Oh God, please do the Beamer/Benz/Bentley beat, Joe! It hits hard in the whip but I know you'll have more introspective lyrics! 5:47 PM Mar 4th via web in reply to mousebudden
  8. I'm going to drink myself into an alcoholic coma tonight and then I'm moving tomorrow. One of my favorite things with one of my least fav. 4:29 PM Mar 4th via web
  9. Getting extra money a month is like getting water from fucking Moon rocks. FML! 11:33 PM Mar 2nd via web
  10. If I don't start feeling better soon, I will drown myself in an unflushed urinal. 2:23 PM Mar 1st via web
  11. @markhoppus At least you're not listening to the neighbors playing their Oompa Loompa music through a Honda Civic parked in the yard. 5:17 AM Mar 1st via web in reply to markhoppus
  12. A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef. 5:14 AM Mar 1st via web
  13. @crissangel Hey man, I like the concept behind that Ludacris song featuring you! As always, you're the ultimate mind freak! 5:13 AM Mar 1st via web in reply to crissangel
  14. @RuleYork Happy birthday Ja, well kinda. Your leap year birthday always confuses the heck out of me. Either way, mPire in 2010! 5:08 AM Mar 1st via web
  15. If you are in Hell, and you are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? 12:45 PM Feb 24th via web
  16. @mousebudden Do you think Maino can resurrect NY, even a little? 9:54 PM Feb 22nd via web in reply to mousebudden
  17. @fzero187x Hit me up some time this week. I wanna talk. Preferably in person but any other way is cool. 7:51 PM Feb 22nd via web in reply to fzero187x
  18. @MERCMONTANA Happy birthday man! 12:25 PM Feb 22nd via web in reply to MERCMONTANA
  19. The solution is to have me in an institution. It's an idiot's world. I guess I'm too savvy for everybody else's mouth pollution. 2:42 AM Feb 22nd via web
  20. @DinosaursExist You are still adorable even when you're all bruised and broken! 12:22 AM Feb 21st via web in reply to DinosaursExist
  • Name Nick Sterling
  • Location San Diego, California, USA
  • Web http://www.lifeas...
  • Bio The random thoughts of a disgruntled, self-proclaimed messiah of drunken bitterness compiled in a deplorable blog of internet douchebaggery.
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