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  1. If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
  2. @honewilliams I saw West Side Story at LM tonight. It was good!
  3. headin' to da west side 2nite to hear about dey're story.
  4. @countinfives it looks like coulter is really there! lmfao
  5. @watchingthrough everyone knows you have a vagina, julian.
  6. @lmaozedong But i'm also a horrible influence on people that want to go to college, so take my advice with a grain of salt.
  7. @lmaozedong DO IT, I never took physics! Just take oceanography and meteorology next year and you'll have your three credits.
  8. cookies decompose in my fingertips.
  9. Because knowledge is power! http://i36.tinypic.com/zoj2...
  10. @ddobkin75 That's de(a)dication!
  11. "the media has made these chimps these lovable little creatures that you can, ya know, put a diaper and a hat on." -Mr. Stettner, "AP"ES
  12. Oh, you pretty things.
  13. SOCIAL JUSTICE SHMOCIAL JUSTICE: http://i36.tinypic.com/2rcu... (WIP: The bust is looking all BUSTED UP)
  14. @nedroid I DO!!
  15. @toddmarrone the iTodd mix looks pretty excellent!
  16. fine words butter no parsnips.
  17. @beccahafter HOW'S ART IN MODERN CULTURE??!?!??????
  18. Hilarious: http://bit.ly/VFODB
  19. Fetus in Fetu.
  20. I love a nice slice of cucumber on my ham and cheese sandwich.