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  1. sleep 10:18 PM Dec 19th from web
  2. Hmm, racist KFC commercial? Its from Australia... so, yeah. (http://bit.ly/4EgGQV) 9:23 PM Dec 19th from web
  3. Oh dear fucking god we are doomed. (http://bit.ly/8TIDhG) 8:34 PM Dec 19th from web
  4. @alisonhaislip Please tell me Blair and yourself are gonna give it another go at it... plz? kthxbai 8:21 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to alisonhaislip
  5. Sbarro pizza and a baked apple pie from Mickey D's... food court meal. All I'm missing is an emo kid sitting next to me putting on guyliner. 7:57 PM Dec 19th from web
  6. @CUBSWILLWIN "Digging" up a bunch of... dare I say, crap... is not my cup of tea. reddit has some better content. I like Digg's look though. 7:37 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to CUBSWILLWIN
  7. How did I forget about you, reddit? ilu. 7:07 PM Dec 19th from web
  8. @kpereira 3D or IMAX? I was guaranteed I'd be an idiot if I didn't go see it in 3D. 6:43 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to kpereira
  9. @IcyJadeXOXO You recording some Victoria Secret fashion show or something? :P 6:35 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to IcyJadeXOXO
  10. http://twitpic.com/u9i94 - I literally thought this was Tiger for a split second. This ad is pure lulz. 4:59 PM Dec 19th from TwitPic
  11. Nothing says 'lonely' like eating ramen in a dark room. And no pants. 4:37 PM Dec 19th from web
  12. @TrojanMayhem link me pl0x 4:35 PM Dec 19th from web in reply to TrojanMayhem
  13. Requested more information from the Marines... oy. I hope they don't come to my house. 8:50 PM Dec 11th from web
  14. @AnotherA Some have my name written on them... 7:26 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to AnotherA
  15. RT @SwatchUS: The Hype is Real #Swatch http://bit.ly/ChronoPlastic RT for a chance to win tonights Second #SwatchADayGiveaway 7:26 PM Dec 11th from web
  16. I lol'd: (http://bit.ly/86j418) wtf is going on here? 7:14 PM Dec 11th from web
  17. @tofu916 Um, Chris Brown? 7:13 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to tofu916
  18. I've seen Xavier Renegade Angel while in an altered state... there is absolutely nothing weirder than doing this. 7:04 PM Dec 11th from web
  19. Everyone, follow @SwatchUS for a chance to win a watch! They're awesome and are doing daily giveaways :) #swatchadaygiveaway 6:39 PM Dec 11th from web
  20. RT @tia_marie: Oh no - http://www.searskilledmydog.com Sad! 6:38 PM Dec 11th from web
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