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Psyched for tonight’s Refusal of the Call ep of Hung, wherein our hero feigns a case of crabs to stay home & watch eHow videos on tucking.about 7 hours agofrom web
Rule of thumb for BBQ dips: the more comfortable a swamp monster would look swimming inside of it, the tastier.3:19 PM Jul 4thfrom web
Dark chocolate edamame is $3.99 at Trader Joe's, plus you get a free drag queen name.3:52 PM Jun 30thfrom web
My greatest fear is that agonizing over which characters to cut in the third draft of a tweet is the most like Robert Altman I'll ever be.10:32 AM Jun 29thfrom web
Hung is brilliant. Literally every line works as a double entendre as spoken by Ray's penis.10:18 PM Jun 28thfrom Birdhouse
The length of a red light is directly proportional to the # of scalp tattoos on the guy whistling from the next car. +30 if they're bleeding7:51 PM Jun 28thfrom web
My favorite Los Angeles game is 'Bluetooth, Actor or Schizophrenic?'5:16 PM Jun 26thfrom web
In attempting to address the script note "I want to be more moved by the end" I come to you: drowned autism toddler or cancerous puppy?2:26 PM Jun 18thfrom web
"Don't flirt with the heroin addict" is one of Silver Lake residency's little life lesson casualties. (Also: "Have a job.")11:18 AM Jun 17thfrom web
The most impossible thing to believe is that we live in an era of both human reproductive cloning and tetherball.8:28 PM Jun 16thfrom web
@cijl Oh, hey, just a quick note to congratulate you on beating my personal best at Scramble and ranking 17th among your friends!8:19 PM Jun 16thfrom web
