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  1. You guys, it's harder to type in New York! Fingers frozen, etc. 8 minutes ago from web
  2. Mom's upset her favorite old head shop is now a hearing services center. But pleased they sell Joni Mitchell's 'Blue' w/closed captioning. 8 minutes ago from web
  3. Driving with Grandma requires the GPS lady to employ the "In three feet, make either a right or a left at the tree!" command. 8:14 AM Nov 26th from Birdhouse
  4. Window, Middle, Aisle? How about Non-Swine Flu Adjacent. 1:39 PM Nov 23rd from Birdhouse
  5. I accidentally typed "Going Rouge: An American Life" and ended up with J. Edgar Hoover's memoir. 12:11 PM Nov 22nd from web
  6. This year, Obama should pardon a grandma turkey just to make a point. 2:47 PM Nov 21st from web
  7. Carmen Sandiego was probably in San Diego the whole time, right? 1:45 PM Nov 21st from web
  8. An unfortunate side effect of growing up on L.A. school buses is that sometimes when asked for the weather you reply "63 dees grees!" 11:23 AM Nov 21st from web
  9. Twittering about music is like wasting time about architecture. 10:47 AM Nov 21st from web
  10. In case this whole "world ending in 2012" thing catches on, I'm putting my money in bungee jumping and Taj Mahal tourism. 6:16 PM Nov 20th from web
  11. Sometimes culture fades into oblivion & sometimes you still can't see an airborne plastic bag without picturing Kevin Spacey jerking off. 2:50 PM Nov 20th from web
  12. All right, if Mickey's a mouse, and Donald's a duck and Pluto's a dog, then what the hell is Jeff Dunham? 12:07 PM Nov 20th from web
  13. The third stage of haircut grief is allowing yourself to have a beer at 4:30. 4:40 PM Nov 19th from web
  14. I'd complain, but "pop a benzo and cut off all your hair" was actually on my to-do list. 3:47 PM Nov 19th from web
  15. Don't forget to pick up my modern-day terror allegory "The Stupak-Pitt and the Pendulum" at your local Planned Parenthood! 1:57 PM Nov 19th from web
  16. "Meestery Silence Theater 3000" Leighton Meester & her housemaid sidekicks are forced to watch cosmetic ads w/the sound off. #tvshowpunnames 7:32 PM Nov 18th from web
  17. "Alda Kings Men" Alan Alda plays the president of a company hired to organize coups in unstable nations. #tvshowpunnames 7:23 PM Nov 18th from web
  18. "Hamm Radio" Don Draper speaks very tersely to truckers. #tvshowpunnames 7:14 PM Nov 18th from web
  19. Anyone know the calisthenic value of walking uphill carrying a burrito? 3:45 PM Nov 18th from web
  20. Radio stations should be banned from playing songs that sample sirens. I'm sick of pulling over for Lil Wayne! 5:17 PM Nov 17th from web