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  1. Why does Cap'n Crunch come in such flimsy boxes, yet the bag inside is sealed shut with some sort of atomic glue?
  2. Dishes, laundry, toilets cleaned, vacuumed, febreezed, clorox-wiped the counters, swept hardwood, changed sheets. HURRAY for nesting!
  3. Boy put to bed, dishes cleaned, plants watered. Time to rest for a bit and let the newest little boy kick me in the stomach for a while.
  4. What the? I'm not old enough for my childhood icons to die yet.
  5. Just mopped half the kitchen and living room by hand. Child is insistent that water bottle contents belong on the floor.
  6. Baby is rearranging our cd collection. Who wanted to be able to find anything anyway?
  7. Why are my skin and eyes behaving like it's the middle of allergy season instead of the start of summer?
  8. Nap time! Cookie break, then pick up toys, then shower, then ironing!
  9. Why does the carpet in my doctor's office smell like crayons that have been left sitting in a warm car?
  10. Making myself a cup of hot cocoa from scratch. Will there be whipped cream you ask? Indeed.
  11. Baby sunblock: $7, Adult sunblock:$7, New maternity swimsuit: $30, Getting to the pool to find out it doesn't open until 4PM: Priceless
  12. Just employed the control lock on the dishwasher for the first time.
  13. Whatever beverage is in the sippy cup is clearly the most tasty condiment ever. It gets shaken onto whatever food is on the plate.
  14. What is it about a freshly changed diaper that inspires an onslaught of poop? What was wrong with the soaking wet one from 10 mins ago?
  15. Managed to get baby down for a nap. My turn!
  16. Couldn't hack it 3 times in one week. Rice crispies with banana it is.
  17. Contemplating 3rd peanut butter and jelly dinner this week. Mine, not the baby's.
  18. Why does my son turn into a wookie at bedtime?
  19. Ok, second trimester energy...I'm waiting for you. Any second now...
  20. People, there was a chipmunk frolicking in my geraniums. I don't think I've ever seen a chipmunk that wasn't animated, frolic.