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  1. @heawood is the vomit now in thick stripes on your chest? LIKE ZORRO. aiiiiiiiiiiii
  2. @NnnIqbal i saw a woman in a burberry hijab at the tory conference last year!
  3. @NnnIqbal did that doc aim to critically evaluate how the word is used to dehumanise people, or was it a puff piece w/pics of jordan? sigh
  4. @kasre was contemplating coming but, sigh, work. which i haven't bloody done yet anyway
  5. @danhancox tbh i'd rather hmrc branched into social networking than my actual mother
  6. @beccanicholson @nnniqbal the presenters too?! jeez. no one using it is ever shown in a good light
  7. @danhancox hmrc is our mother now
  8. @dangerousdavies @peterformat @awesomewells just got round to listening to tensnake mix - so good. lol at the fireworks and then THAT ♥
  9. yes! work it, own it RT: @SIRJoshuaToThee: A DISDAINe of CRITICKs #collectivenouns
  10. @solingerer "boring" is "moody" without the moods
  11. @missmanara @malcolmchen http://twitter.com/therealtweet71
  12. the new massive attack album is pretty damn boring. idk why i expected any different
  13. @Jodelka i got their album. want me to zip it up for you?
  14. @Richaod be thankful you don't have to actually cover "why's it so hard"
  15. @peterformat toffee?
  16. @pelicanhead he can be an interesting producer sometimes (not here) but such a clumsy songwriter. cheryl just pointless. hyped for sade too!
  17. worst bit is when they start spelling out "i-l-o-v-e-y-o-u" and "m-e-t-o-o" :(
  18. new cheryl cole/will.i.am single = two mediocrities try for ryan leslie/cassie ineffable genius, render it banal. all the depth of a puddle.
  19. RT @danieltrilling: done wrote a silly thing about lady gaga: http://www.newstatesman.com/music/2010/01/lady-gaga-romance-song-art
  20. @danhancox did you see rachel sylvester's column today? http://bit.ly/7ase9U the bit about the small child and mandy, omg