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How about if Alanis Morissette gets dumped by Dave Coulier one more time so she can start giving us good music again.12:26 PM Jul 16thfrom Ping.fm
1) Make inappropriate joke about the nose flute. 2) Find out coworker plays the nose flute. 3) Resist urge to make joke about the skin flute10:09 AM Jul 16thfrom Ping.fm
I just stuck my hip out to make myself look sexier. Y'know, in the universal indication of superior male sexuality.1:45 PM Jul 15thfrom Ping.fm
The way this kid keeps yelling "science", it's clear he has a promising future as Thomas Dolby.2:24 PM Jul 13thfrom Ping.fm
I offer this advice to cope with Mondays: like the man who waits at our bus stop in the mornings, sometimes you've just got to stick it out.12:40 PM Jul 13thfrom Ping.fm
One of the few good things about getting older is that I'm growing nose hairs long enough to star in their own tentacle porn.8:11 AM Jul 13thfrom Ping.fm
@kel_m A friend from S. Africa told me elephants eat the fermented fruit and get stumbling drunk off it. Thus the elephant on the bottle.11:29 PM Jul 12thfrom webin reply to kel_m
