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  1. Dear Brown Recluse, Thanks for getting me out of work so I can eat FroYo and watch pirated television. Love, Robin
  2. I guess I scheduled wrong. Didn't know I asked to sit in a waiting room for over an hour.
  3. Looking forward to going to Sam's. I haven't seen nearly enough obese people buying steaks with welfare checks the past couple of days.
  4. When your fingers get dry (like stoned alligator ass dry) the ends will crack open. My job, it pains me in so many ways.
  5. Retail... It makes me drink. Which makes it easier to deal with you!
  6. And you wonder why I'm not religious - www.godhatesamerica.com
  7. You say, "No Food in the Archives" - I say, "Yum yum turkey sandwich!"
  8. 70's photo tape - harder to get off than John Holmes.
  9. Jim Jones - It's not often you see "racial desegregation," "anal sex," and "Flavor Aid" in the same document.
  10. @kecoman: Let me know if you're making a long stay at the Wings. We will need dinner later and you could use a free Guiness!
  11. I signed up for a U.S. Cults and Sects course "for fun". Yeah, I'm fucked up.
  12. Covering readings for American Cults & Sects while batteling demonic stomach elves. I think my homework called them "Christians".
  13. Thanks for the salmonella Jimmy John's. This is proving to be an interesting 12 hour work day.
  14. All up in your archives, scanning all your documents.
  15. Nothing like a theological debate to get the morning going. Yay animal souls!
  16. Drinking diet Mountain Dew by 300 year old papers. Yeah, I'm a rebel.
  17. Got in my car only to discover my boyfriend's affinity for Fergie. That'll teach me to let him borrow things.
  18. The great thing about living in the ghetto is coming home from work and drinking a beer on the porch - with everyone else.
  19. Man invented fire, then woman learned how to put it out. True story.
  20. My god, I HATE RETAIL!!!