lessthanrobin
Punctuation, you fail me at this hour...
| I was thinking of shaving a "porn strip" down each of the cats belly's. Why not bring them into the 21st century ya know? |
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| I wonder if the guy that wrote that "Pop Lock and Drop It" song owned a futon... |
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| There should be an IQ prerequisite for smoking weed. Don't want to waste what you don't have maaan. |
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| Does Pandora get pissy if you skip too many songs? What's going on here... |
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| Thanks for improving my afternoon Beck. I wasn't expecting much; glad to see you didn't slack off. |
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| "The clowning." |
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| Kansas - you look different in daylight, while i'm sober and have my pants up. |
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| I peed on Kansas last night didn't I... Meh. I want waffles. |
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| Or at least i had to piss before anything could be made. It was 3am. Give me a break. |
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| If it means anything Kansonites, it was for the sake of art. |
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| I peed on a "down town" street in Kansas. Take it! |
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| Just saw a guy on the street hit a dude in the face with a board. I love Missouri. |
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| No one is here... No students... No faculty... RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!! |
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| And you're going to do Rocky Horror Picture Show too, eh? ...can I start drinking now? Please Mom?! Can I?!?! |
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| It was bad enough Hairspray was re-made into... whatever the fuck piece of shit I'm sure it was. Now there will be a sequal. FUCK. |
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| @sphansavanh: Chocolate covered whiskey - my place or yours? |
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| A little creepy that the janitor has "Lets Get It On" as his ringtone. ...Ok, a lot creepy. |
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| Physics announcement: "Holy glowing body parts Batman - Unit 6 is online!" I would laugh more if it wasn't me doing nuclear physics. |
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| @oldhat: I can work it. "Introducing Ol'Hizaaat on the motha' f***in' mic!" And Big ass particle beam? I don't like the sound of that... |
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