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  1. Doodlesticks and Straigh'draw Sticks and Wasted-on Paper today twiddled thumbs at work Chrimmus in a College Town.
  2. #dream: A building. Distant. Chatter in the foreground. Crowdy arms and elby- ows, keeping Mister from seeing. Distinct Absence of Panic.
  3. Advice: make coffee too strong, add eggnog, drink on couch, watch it rain.
  4. Whatchamacallit Day... Happy it up... Relax... Eat well... I love and miss alot. I have and cherish alot. Look forward.
  5. Gurglebelly. Chattygullet. "You ate a chopstick?!" Sprankletum. Cosmickeyboard Spaceflavored Innards.
  6. Awakened by the train. Sounds as if it's headed in the wrong direction. And shouldn't it be north of me instead of south of me? Disoriented.
  7. #dream: everything in grain. Lines movingswooping quick and sure and eventhicked fluctuatingweights (what a picture of?) #herdream: I died.
  8. A wise man once said to a redhead, "You don't buy collard greens, you rent them."
  9. #dream Programming heads to grow colors of hair. Locking in one triangle of holes at a time. Causing rainfights. Bleach Yellow.
  10. Mid-shifts adrift for a minute... Coffee and news of a President I admire. Gonna be a quiet slow-moving evening. Tickety. Tockety. Tick.
  11. 'Tween jobs. Twenty minutes. Twits and Twats trashing the town. Chitterlings and Chatterlings, Chunk and Scrawn... Dumb and BadHaircuts. Ug.
  12. Cinnamon wafting I remembered breakfast.
  13. Squares filled.
  14. Maybe more than one word.
  15. Shortening the short form today. One word every once in a while. Turn my day into a flipbook to look at later.
  16. Shmarky headachin' crap-a-do. Can't recall last nights #dream but remember I forced myself awake in a fit of terror.
  17. #dream Woke up next to Red Fraggle, on the right side of the bed instead of the left, the ceiling fan was low, creaking. The room was hot.
  18. #dream Man with a mustache. All one color. Makes a rustling sound. Has a skip in his step. Looking closer he's made from the pages of books.
  19. #dream Enjoying a nice cup of swords on the veranda. Scene like a painter whose name I can't remember.
  20. #dream Hitting holes on the golfcourse. Knocking actual holes into the distance. Not balls, holes. Hit. Soar. Hit. Soar. Hit. Hit. Soar.