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  1. Someone remind me tomorrow! A woman's 14-y-o son was missing since yesterday and I meant to take a pic of her poster and tweet it! about 3 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. I believe this to be the best hashtag sequence ever. RT @themenacer: Tried a great dry rub recipe (...) tonight. #dryrub #meattreat #pork about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific
  3. @jasonkonoza Now I want ice cream. Stop talking about ice cream. about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to jasonkonoza
  4. just tossed my phone onto my bed from my doorway & by bed, I mean I fell short & tossed it gently to the floor & by gently I mean 10-ft drop about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific
  5. how long do I have to play until I get to the next level? #googlestreetview (via @dirklancer) about 4 hours ago from Twitterrific
  6. @ink_slinger The Legs at Southgate transit centre. The Balls at Century Park TS. about 7 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to ink_slinger
  7. @Hrethgir I always get 100%. about 7 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to Hrethgir
  8. My brother-in-law's very modest aunt, Doreen Ryan, will be an Olympic torch-bearer in Edmonton this January. http://bit.ly/772ILS about 7 hours ago from Twitterrific
  9. @ink_slinger Not sure how well you can see it, but add 3 more: white, red & blue (Century Park) http://twitpic.com/rw4e0 about 7 hours ago from Twitterrific
  10. I'm pretty sure "you're getting sexy" will be the funniest thing I hear all day. Oh man, I hope someone tops that! about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific
  11. @bingofuel Oh MAN that is cool! about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to bingofuel
  12. @bingofuel She made the funniest face & said, "you mean vegetable shortening, right?" Baking is better w/ animals #Goldiecookswiththe3bears about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to bingofuel
  13. @bingofuel Sis was on same bus as me so we spoke of vegans & cooking. Told her I wanna make ginger snaps but need molasses & shortening. about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to bingofuel
  14. Ferrero Rondnoir looks delicious. Slow-monimation is tasty appealing purchase. about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific
  15. @sarah_poo Maybe they'll get normal and SHOW YOU! about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to sarah_poo
  16. @sarah_poo The rerouting sidetrackery. about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to sarah_poo
  17. @bingofuel 'bison' or bison? about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to bingofuel
  18. @davefalconer She's the best. .... about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to davefalconer
  19. @sarah_poo EXCITEMENT about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to sarah_poo
  20. @Hrethgir DP quizzes are the best. about 15 hours ago from Twitterrific in reply to Hrethgir
  • Name Melissa Martin
  • Location Edmonton
  • Bio Why half-ass everything when you can full-ass one thing and no-ass everything else?
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