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Whooa!! Just logged onto get Tesco home delivery for the first time and it knows what I've been buying in-store. Freaky! But ACE!!!10:17 AM Dec 9thfrom Tweetie
You fell because you were given the wrong ladder? Did you get given the wrong brain that made you not check these things or think yourself?5:13 AM Dec 9thfrom Tweetie
Trying to work out why, when my upstairs neighbour has a cigarette, my flat stinks of ciggy smoke!3:32 AM Dec 9thfrom Tweetie
I can't believe an IE7 'bug' had me going for a whole day. Ended up being a typo in my IE7 stylesheet. I'm going to go lie down now...6:40 AM Dec 8thfrom Tweetie
I have underestimated the power of a toe-to-knee plaster cast to slow down even the most simple of work tasks...4:15 AM Dec 7thfrom Twitterrific
Ok. Either I'm getting too used to these painkillers, or something is 'knitting' in my ankle. Oucher.10:02 AM Dec 6thfrom Twitterrific
After all these years I just noticed that I don't know anyone that's ever made £250 from a You've Been Framed video...11:33 AM Dec 5thfrom Twitterrific
Just been visited by my sister and my 3 yr old niece - am quite exhausted now! On the plus side I now have plenty of haribo in stock :)6:00 AM Dec 5thfrom Twitterrific