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Today, I am:watching Kennedy get her first tattoo (we’ve been counting down for weeks!)flying to London .. http://tinyurl.com/6sacfr
| lenachen I started talking to Kennedy last night about old hook-ups and exes. I was working on this piece about P.. http://tinyurl.com/5dh7ae |
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| lenachen Things I make fun of Patrick for:Being GermanBeing oldGraduating from YaleListening to German rap and te.. http://tinyurl.com/5sr2pb |
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| lenachen “Did you not understand that I was offering you casual sex?” - Kennedy in a text message she sent RIGHT .. http://tinyurl.com/5lwuvb |
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| lenachen This article by Jenna B is the reason why I constantly call semen “baby gravy.” It drives Patrick crazy .. http://tinyurl.com/49flqn |
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| lenachen Just got this vibrator in Osnabrück last week. It’s manufactured by the German sex toy company Fun Facto.. http://tinyurl.com/6oqnf4 |
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| lenachen Me: And then God said, "Let there be light!"Kennedy: God didn't say shit. God rained downed sulfur on ev.. http://tinyurl.com/6fqc9u |
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| lenachen Me: You bitch! I'm going to throw my laptop at you.Kennedy: You wouldn't sacrifice Delilah for that. You.. http://tinyurl.com/4zaja5 |
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| lenachen “Sorry, the Chairman of the Republican National Committee just called.” - my friend over IM while at work http://tinyurl.com/6ambc5 |
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| lenachen Kennedy: I want to be in a relationship with someone who ADORES me.Me: Me too.Kennedy: That might not be.. http://tinyurl.com/6oh7by |
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| lenachen For those I missed via email, I’ll be in London for five days starting this Friday. Patrick departs on M.. http://tinyurl.com/6dth6r |
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| lenachen So … this is pretty nonsensical before it gets embarrassing and ends with air guitar. I think that’s all.. http://tinyurl.com/5oedoz |
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| lenachen I used to think Christine was a skinny bitch in high school.christineyweenie:I was walking through Borde.. http://tinyurl.com/427xlw |
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| lenachen I love this shot Patrick took of me on Charles Street in May. http://tinyurl.com/5yamuu |
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| lenachen Joanna: That piece in the middle is burning.Johnny: Which one?Henry: The one that's on fire.Johnny: Whic.. http://tinyurl.com/5szomy |
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| lenachen wondering about this thing called love. |
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| lenachen Only during the sex scene.jennabee:Well, were you naked at least?lenachen:I just had a dream that involv.. http://tinyurl.com/4gsepb |
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| lenachen I just had a dream that involved Jenna taking a lot of pictures of me. Okay, so that wasn’t the main par.. http://tinyurl.com/6a3fh9 |
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| lenachen Geeking out. Both of us are donning glasses tonight. http://tinyurl.com/3oudac |
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| lenachen My mom thinks my yet-to-be-written memoir will sell well in China. http://tinyurl.com/4qpz2h |
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