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  1. The cat ..... She's out of the bag. http://yfrog.com/j69z5jabout 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Kebab Penis? http://tinyurl.com/yfqwaww6:52 PM Nov 8th from web
  3. Man, even the displays in the Johnstown Price Chopper are white trash.7:15 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  4. Totally just heard a bat in the vicinity of my bedroom window. Can't see one though. This cat hasn't seen action in a while, I'm screwed.7:25 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  5. 16 bags of candy. Mom and I both looked and said it wasn't enough. http://yfrog.com/j4w65j12:51 PM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  6. Shit, no one at my new job knows who keyboard cat is. I'm in trouble.1:38 PM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  7. Apparantly, I file papers left handed.5:17 AM Oct 30th from Tweetie
  8. @raynebowgirl yeah. I moved some stuff tonight, but I might move more on Sat.5:02 PM Oct 29th from Tweetie in reply to raynebowgirl
  9. @BUNKRE Dibs on Ringo.2:44 PM Oct 28th from Tweetie in reply to BUNKRE
  10. @raynebowgirl why's that?4:19 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie in reply to raynebowgirl
  11. Keys to new apartment have been delivered ......!!!!!12:13 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  12. @raynebowgirl I'll cal you later and tell you. But I can't say enough that I need to get the eff out of this house.1:06 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie in reply to raynebowgirl
  13. @raynebowgirl ha! Pickles fucking rule.1:05 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie in reply to raynebowgirl
  14. Because of some stupid ho, Rocky and I are quarantined in my bedroom. Anyone want to come over and keep us company?12:02 PM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  15. Countdown to the "25 days of Christmas" on ABCfam?!?! Oh hell yes! Christmas begins on Nov. 1010:10 AM Oct 25th from Tweetie
  16. @tejasmurph picture a little spritely boy waking in on a human sized keebler elf in a suit that's too big. End of story.1:08 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie in reply to tejasmurph
  17. My new gay friend walked in on my boss in the bathroom today. Nothing that hilar ever hapened at SRD12:47 PM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  18. I have spent more time on the phone with DirecTV in the last month than I have with any friend. My life rules.6:20 PM Oct 22nd from web
  19. Shit .... The dog has become addicted to candy corn.4:35 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  20. Not stoked to shoot that daggone baby.10:57 AM Oct 20th from Tweetie