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  1. RT @tweetmeme AFB Confessions http://bit.ly/83X0mU 2:36 PM Dec 9th from TweetMeme
  2. http://bit.ly/2HbqMJ ...people these days! 6:05 PM Nov 16th from web
  3. @cwightrun sure dude, what do you want to know? 9:52 AM Aug 28th from web in reply to cwightrun
  4. @seamark hehe awesome dude! thanks, keep up the good work!! 9:49 AM Aug 28th from web in reply to seamark
  5. http://bit.ly/8bfre 8:19 PM Aug 27th from web
  6. @cwightrun lol, wow. old naked men hating bastards!! 1:59 PM Aug 19th from web in reply to cwightrun
  7. @SaraJayayay I thought you already had a 3 bedroom picked out? Did it fall through? 12:07 PM Aug 18th from web in reply to SaraJayayay
  8. Took an awesome poop a few mins ago. One of those where wiping is optional (just to play it safe)! YAY FOR CLEAN POOPS!! 12:05 PM Aug 18th from web
  9. Back in school :( To nap or not nap before my 3pm class.... 8:35 AM Aug 18th from web
  10. @MariahCarey http://bit.ly/hpcIW 8:42 PM Jul 30th from web in reply to MariahCarey
  11. @MV7isback You need to be executed. Preferably by drowning or electrocution, you scumbag. 2:12 PM Jul 27th from web
  12. @UltraEmily haha, that's awesome. ( http://tinyurl.com/msvsaz ) Thank you, ma'am! You got mad skillz 7:50 PM Jul 15th from web in reply to UltraEmily
  13. holding in my poop. gawd, it feels so good. it's one of the greatest pleasures in life... holding and then releasing. 5 mins til i poop!! 11:23 PM Jul 14th from web
  14. More lemonparty puzzle pieces added!! http://bit.ly/2bmxQm You, the people, make this possible. 2:49 PM Jul 14th from web
  15. wtf, how did I get 16 followers overnight? did you guys follow me from the LP site or did someone else tell you to follow me? tell me plz 11:39 AM Jul 14th from web
  16. cleaning buttplug 12:17 AM Jul 14th from web
  17. buttplug fun 12:00 AM Jul 14th from web
  18. why you coming home at 5 in da mo'nin' something's goin' on can i smell yo dick? http://bit.ly/iEaZt 6:00 PM Jul 12th from web
  19. @SaraJayayay no reciting lines from Psycho tonight?! BOOOO! 7:57 PM Jul 11th from web in reply to SaraJayayay
  20. me lovey chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches. had a craving for one, not had 1 in years, and now I'll be hooked on them for a week! 6:26 PM Jul 10th from web