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  1. @hardcorps80204 our in house term for the same phenomenon is "felled by a dart." 8:24 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie in reply to hardcorps80204
  2. ...and she's off! Despite the grousing I am of course v. proud. Still, going back to car to read in peace http://twitpic.com/phd4k 5:59 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  3. Unconscionably, I neglected to mention the bubble machine. http://twitpic.com/phbkb 5:43 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  4. Cruel irony department: sound system now playing Please Dont Stop the Music. 5:31 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  5. You know you're at a Virginia 5K by the official opening prayer. Also: sound system has moved on to "Gonna Fly Now." Twice. 5:22 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  6. True love is driving your spouse to a 5k on a Saturday morning where they are BLARING Eye of the Tiger before 8. Just saying. 5:08 AM Nov 14th from Tweetie
  7. Evidently today's grooming appointment was exceptionally draining. http://twitpic.com/pf3bt 4:58 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  8. Hey, you know what I really need to hear more about? The personal struugles of Sarah Palin. Can you get on that media, please? 4:32 PM Nov 13th from Tweetie
  9. @Ali_Davis surely there are (far) worse fates 5:36 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie in reply to Ali_Davis
  10. Proofreading Baffler copy to the Jazz Butcher--pretending, in other words, that the oughts just never happened. 5:33 PM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  11. Really impressed that John Solomon made it through his WashTimes tenure without a single arranged marriage. 3:43 PM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  12. Really curious to see what racist hologram CNN develops to replace Lou Dobbs 7:27 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  13. JR Martinez plus PS 22 show choir = TOTALLY unfair assault on tear ducts. #iava 6:09 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  14. @suzzzanna there is, alas, a matching purse. As for Jesus' whereabouts: you're the divinity student. I'm out of my depth here. 4:05 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to suzzzanna
  15. Faith in humanity once more shaken by alarming hat. http://twitpic.com/p1rkh 3:46 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  16. Ran into Quiet Car violator I chastised on train, who apologized unconditionally. One of many ways IAVA restores faith in humanity #iava 3:26 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  17. @mauvegrrl I'm sure I was sitting behind the author of that opinion piece 12:39 PM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to mauvegrrl
  18. @mauvegrrl neither: it's a designated car in eastern seaboard Amtrak trains where people aren't supposed to talk--butalways do, loudly 10:56 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to mauvegrrl
  19. I weep for our republic when I reflect how few American adults can grasp the premise of the Quiet Car #petpeeves 10:33 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie
  20. @OKnox oops--"defer." I gave up on deterring long ago. Obviously. 9:13 AM Nov 10th from Tweetie in reply to OKnox