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  1. 3,423 NaNoWriMo words bit the dust today. Hope to get the same amount done tomorrow. Very tired now.
  2. Who would win in a fight between John McClane from Die Hard and Thomas O'Malley from the Aristocats? I reckon it'd be close.
  3. @charltonbrooker I presume that you've already seen/been tweeted this: http://bit.ly/3XJNky
  4. Where the hell is everyone?
  5. £3 for a punnet of grapes! I'd expect a first edition of the Grapes of Wrath, signed by Steinbeck himself for that much money.
  6. Never mind, the dust appears to have gone. Must have cleaned the CCD at some point yesterday.
  7. Hmm, looks like there's some dust on the CCD of my D300 that the anti-static's not getting rid of. I hate this bit.
  8. As if my disdain of Jermaine Defoe needed fuel, he's now gone and fractured Craig Gordon's arm. Goon.
  9. Just been in contact with someone that might be a third cousin from my grandfather's side of the family. Interesting.
  10. twitter with three ts? What a tittt.
  11. Ooh, it's like The Thick Of It. I'm leaking stuff on twittter. Or not, really.
  12. Apparently someone flew out to Houston, TX tonight. Why would they do this? Hmm, it's all very interesting.
  13. @BrianLimond Not me. Only four of my followers are real people, and only one of them reads this crap.
  14. @charltonbrooker RTing @BrianLimond? Soon everyone will know everyone else on twitter and the world will turn into grey goo.
  15. I loathe public transport with every fibre of my being. I will bring about its end.
  16. In Fife; have diplomatic immunity as my father was born in Newport.
  17. Newcastle fans whining about changing the name of the stadium when they can't decide on whether it should have an apostrophe or not.
  18. @realrelic That link seems to be dead.
  19. I should never nap. 19 times out of 20 it just makes me feel more tired and zones me out until I go to sleep properly.
  20. I should be in bed, but I'm listening to Doves.