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  1. I dream of a Comcast/AT&T wireless murder suicide
  2. @katiecompa I quite like the completely new definition of "unlike" contributing to the complete ruination of the english language
  3. travolta & robin williams in a family comedy? maybe the mayans are right. if this is where we're headed, i hope they are
  4. please do not mistake my age for maturity
  5. by definition, there is no such thing as too petty. but really, how low can they really go? there? really? damn.
  6. hey life, i quit. you're going to have to hire some other sucker to take my place.
  7. i love you tivo with streaming netflix. hey comcast, how 'bout you bend over this time?
  8. sf jury summons: "if you cannot read or understand english, you must report in person for special instructions" (in english)
  9. can we agree on a definition of spicy that doesn't range from "I'm from Kansas" to "Shith meh tongth! Meh eyeth! Outh!
  10. Left Coast Comic Janine Brito won the Sf Women's Comedy Compeition last night! Congrats Janine!!!!! WOOOO WEEEE!!!!! http://bit.ly/3KFPR3
  11. We need to learn about merchandising from the Hello Kitty people!!!... http://bit.ly/3FkhoW
  12. Almost there... http://bit.ly/1411ok
  13. I posted 2 photos on Facebook in the album "making the cd" http://bit.ly/1GcCNJ
  14. may I buy you a rich, steaming cup of shut the f*** up?
  15. BOOOOOO!!! Happy Halloween from Tamsy and all the other scary monsters at Left Coast Comedy! http://bit.ly/1Kmgrs
  16. Dear Engineers, Besides wind and traffic vibrations, we also have these little things called EARTHQUAKES. Carry on... #baybridge
  17. white trash 101: shock that agassi did meth? was the mullet not a dead giveaway?
  18. "Help, I've fallen and I can't get up." - Bay Bridge, 2009
  19. back in the studio this weekend and then its GO-TO-M****r- F******g- PRESS TIME !!!!!!!! whoop whoop! http://bit.ly/3brKQt
  20. @vbleghorn amen