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  1. wow its been a while.
  2. #jokes Sex is like spades. If you don't have agood partner you better have a good hand!
  3. #humor The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has it limits.
  4. @catdaddy1981 Finally made the move, huh? Hope you like it there.
  5. #jokes what is the difference between a blond and a rooster? the rooster says cock-a-doddle do and a blond says any cock will do!
  6. #jokes Whats smaller than a teenie weenie flea? A flea's teenie weenie
  7. I just took the "What does your hair say about you?" quiz and got: Conservative! Try it: http://bit.ly/swRxz
  8. shinedown "second chance" ♫ http://twt.fm/194766 #musicmonday
  9. #humor I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
  10. #humor Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
  11. #humor If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
  12. #humor When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
  13. Last day of work this week!! Nice long weekend coming up!!!
  14. RT @LifeQuips Find Tweeple to follow that share your interests or add your Twitter page http://www.tweeple411.com
  15. #jokes How to you keep a blond busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
  16. #jokes What do you call it when a blond dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
  17. #humor There are 3 type of men who don't understand women: Young, Mature and Old.
  18. #humor Don't feel disappointed if your dreams never seem to come true. Remember, your nightmares don't either.
  19. #jokes Why it is so important to men that a woman should have beautiful legs? In those intimate moments they put them aside anyway...
  20. I got my second stripe today on my belt in Tae Kwon Do!!!! Yay! so excited.