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  1. @greavsie60 Sky+ ing that one! Millie's. Quality.
  2. You've got to watch Victoria Wood on BBC2 now. "Are you in fertility?" "We're in fer something, don't know if its tililty or not..."
  3. RT: @The_Nobby When is #VictoriaWood going to be recognised as Dame Victoria Wood? C'mon Lee - Northeners unite!
  4. @FionaKyle I know, but you realise what a social faux pas it is to air it publicly. And you're not a knob.
  5. RT: @robhandley Gary Cook.......1 "O" too many and not enough C`s
  6. @ColdNimrod HA HA!
  7. RT: @ColdNimrod "Targets were agreed as a result of the player acquisition strategy of the club being radically accelerated in the summer."
  8. @sandieb321 lotsa snow, icy underfoot but brilliant.
  9. city chief exec Gary Cook never fails to expose himself as a management-speak-obsessed, horse's arse. Oh, and indeed, dear.
  10. Asked my 5 year old son what he wanted to get Mummy for Christmas. He replied in a whisper, with a straight face, "A fake poo". Classic.
  11. RT: @LeeWinter *sheepishly raises hand* but I loved it, dammit #noeltidybeard (there u go. Any more mard arse's? LB)
  12. RT: @greavsie60 Sob sob...doesn't it make you feel very humble....I can't talk to anyone when its on in case I blub...sad but true...
  13. RT: @Moyesiah Time to man up Lee, you have a choice of darts or Top Gear. (Beats chest as I type)
  14. OK. Hands up who cried during Noel's Christmas Presents? My eyes "sweated".
  15. Really stuck as to what to get you all for Christmas. Give me some ideas...
  16. RT: @ColdNimrod Here is my advice on building snowmen this winter: http://twitpic.com/uddhm (Wise advice for all. LB)
  17. @stanandollie Ah, Merry Christmas, wallio. (Southern Italian for 'mate')
  18. A glass of vintage port and a roaring fire. The village is covered in snow & we made a snowman. He has massive snowballs.
  19. @MatRicardo all good mate. busy year but back at home for Christmas. Love to you both and Merry Christmas. x
  20. RT: @ColdNimrod I bet he spends it all on nuts and hair dye. (D'you know? I'll bet he does. And Christmas Egg Nog too. LB)