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doing a stand up gig tonight at the Chapel bar in Islington. I want it to go really shit. I want to be disgraced &... http://bit.ly/79Lyu1 9:40 AM Dec 8th from Facebook
i'm doing a set at the Chapel Bar in Islington tonight. Chris Addison - the bloke from The Thick of It is also... http://bit.ly/5hwAjZ 3:48 AM Dec 8th from Facebook
@rickedwards1 "for too long i've been compromising myself-its time to be myself on camera-besides-i already hav someone whose agreed 2 do it 11:20 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to rickedwards1
@rickedwards1 ...like really insist this was where you wanted to go with your career and had arguments with your agent about it... 11:18 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to rickedwards1
@rickedwards1 I wd love it if you threw a showbiz strop & refused to go on camera for any show unless you had a man strapped to your belly.. 11:17 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to rickedwards1
@rickedwards1 "T4 presenter humiliated on Oxford Street...collapses with human man udders attched to belly...claims it was VO booth..." 5:31 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to rickedwards1
@rickedwards1 i imagine u being brought to your knees with a voiceover man udder attached to you would be humiliating... 5:31 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to rickedwards1
@rickedwards1 u could of course create a "front-sack"...but then i'd look like a mass of udders you'd be struggling to carry about... 5:29 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to rickedwards1
just done Edgware Walker chat on BBC6 Music Breakfast show. Will be up on i-player soon. Now i've got to go do... http://bit.ly/8RDPiV 2:20 AM Dec 7th from Facebook
@rickedwards1 ...and you'd be standing...not crawling....(unless you got tired)...(but that in itself would make good voiceover)... 2:17 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to rickedwards1
@rickedwards1 you'd kind of be like a tortoise...but with a man doing voiceover on your back instead of a shell... 2:16 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to rickedwards1
@rickedwards1 you'd have to make a little voiceover booth as a rucksack which i'd sit in as you carried me about...narrating your movements 2:15 AM Dec 7th from web in reply to rickedwards1
dear super brilliant people....i'm going to be on BBC6 Music tomorrow (Monday) at 9am talking about my DVD "The... http://bit.ly/6WcrN2 2:01 PM Dec 6th from Facebook
sorry anyone who was listening to the show, but the BBC phone lines are fucked. So i'm now going in to talk about... http://bit.ly/8QvlXR 1:34 AM Dec 4th from Facebook
I'm on BBC6 Music in about 20 minutes at 9am to talk about my film The Edgware Walker! Doing the interview by... http://bit.ly/6npKlN 12:46 AM Dec 4th from Facebook
I am going to be on BBC6 Music's breakfast show this Friday to talk about my DVD "The Edgware Walker". Please... http://bit.ly/5X4O8H 11:43 AM Dec 2nd from Facebook
Yo, i'm doing a gig here tonight: The Cellar Bar, The Red Lion Pub, 48 Parliament Street, Westminster, SW1. Show... http://bit.ly/4Vmgla 6:31 AM Nov 30th from Facebook
i think i'm doing a gig tomorrow at the Electric Mouse in Westminster but the truth is my diary is some... http://bit.ly/6AwlCL 1:05 PM Nov 29th from Facebook
okay, this is ridiculous - i have been asked to go on the Loaded Magazine Comedy Tour - which means i'll be going... http://bit.ly/7IroQ1 9:09 AM Nov 27th from Facebook
all of a sudden last minute i've got to do a gig at the Britannia pub on Victoria Park Road tonight. Show starts at... http://bit.ly/7XlEQZ 9:41 AM Nov 26th from Facebook

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Bio I make films, eat peas, draw pictures, build churches for flies, make radio stuff, write words and make doughnut caves to shelter elk and bears in America