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  1. The next Intelligence Squared debate topic: Is it wrong to pay for Chex?
  2. It looks like a poltergeist went through my apartment. He ate corn chips, tried on all my clothes, and unplugged the fridge again.
  3. Stoop sales in the West Village are a good idea because the proprietors have nice stuff, but I'm also scared of these ladies.
  4. Union Square is the worst meeting place. I'm never going to find Kathleen unless I grab the revolutionary's megaphone. I need a megaphone.
  5. Toddler birthday party picnic, I brought a little straw broom and a yellow frisbee. When used together, they caused a battle-meltdown.
  6. I think I'm in that sweet spot where I'm totally brainwashable. Tumble dry low.
  7. It's good that I got this $8 jar of salsa for free because Gaujillo or no Gaujillo it tastes like Prego.
  8. Fixed my sunglasses. Hope that piece of twisted wire doesn't scratch on my eyeball.
  9. Left the fridge unplugged AGAIN today. I don't need a heavy pyschological explanation of this. Warm baloney anyone?
  10. Of course my camera runs out of batteries right when I see a cat dressed in a baseball jersey. I need a shot of that cat!
  11. I just go around staring at very old Chinese men on benches in the evening because they're relaxed and relaxing to look at.
  12. Back in New York City. I love coming home to no signs of forced entry and no swarms of insects.
  13. This cookies & peanuts picnic on the Detroit runway is getting old. Lets take off while first class is still cool with us using their toilet
  14. If I start a business I'm just going to call it "Concepts".
  15. Something tells me vanity plates are cheaper in Michigan.
  16. Rescuing a lost turtle, returning him to the river http://yfrog.com/44kmsj
  17. I found the Religious Reflections Room here in Detroit, but I can't find the Atheist Shouting Room.
  18. Detroit airport has birds singing, a train, a fountain and a zealous operator of a loud, alarming False Alarm PA system.
  19. Woman attached to her toddler son by a leash have now lapped this terminal twice.
  20. Walgreens jumbotron in Times Sq shows Oreo helicopter dunking giant oreo in a glass of kefir-like milk the Statue of Liberty is holding.