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  1. @suczekaj It has THE WORST dialogue. 11:34 AM Dec 20th from web in reply to suczekaj
  2. We don't pump our gas. We pump our fists. 11:26 AM Dec 20th from web
  3. Something magical is in the air when you get a gun-shaped notepad and a bullet-shaped pen for Xmas. 2:56 PM Dec 17th from web
  4. 8 psych patients in E.R today. Met a crack head. 3:12 PM Dec 15th from web
  5. So I didn't bust the clutch at all. The guts of the transmission came apart. Ah. Ah. I see. 3:11 PM Dec 15th from web
  6. The Hero with a Thousand Faces! My memory for books is pretty good. Too bad I can't DRIVE somewhere to go get it. 6:33 PM Dec 14th from web
  7. Dear Marengo, breaking down on the way to Borders is not a Christmas present. 4:29 PM Dec 14th from web
  8. @francoslavic Yeah aurggghhffffffff. Looks like $1500 in repairs at the worst. We'll see what the dealer says about the whole clutch system. 4:28 PM Dec 14th from web in reply to francoslavic
  9. Up at UNF waiting for Ash to get the hell out of bed. Taking Mental Health and Drug Abuse Prevention on top of Anat II in the spring. lol 9:17 AM Dec 14th from web
  10. Watching UP for the bazillionth time since laptop still plays dvds. Someone didn't show up for work so I stayed to help. Tired. 6:10 PM Dec 13th from web
  11. Already time for work. Did alot of spacing out interspersed with INTENSE but unmemorable thought today. Rain, rain, rain, rain. 12:50 PM Dec 12th from web
  12. MY LAWYER. Oh. Aw that took me 4 hrs to figure out. D: 8:47 PM Dec 11th from web
  13. Someone I knew came through my line at work. I don't remember them at all, man. 8:28 PM Dec 11th from web
  14. @heysawbones Women are awful. C': 7:33 PM Dec 11th from web in reply to heysawbones
  15. Perfect score on my FMS paper. Just as planned. 11:16 AM Dec 11th from web
  16. All ready to toss this book until it compared vaginas and horsecollars. Fantastic. 10:54 AM Dec 11th from web
  17. My hands smell like bleach and apple spice. They taste lik-Oh. :( Nasty. 12:28 PM Dec 10th from web
  18. @rissp This brain is like living next to an airport. You wouldn't like it. Keep your beautiful, elegant brain. 4:43 PM Dec 8th from web in reply to rissp
  19. Finals are over. God. I need a drink. 4:42 PM Dec 8th from web
  20. 7hrs to go. I wish I was smarter. Augh. 8:09 AM Dec 8th from web